DarthKieduss's definitions

Thick as Pig Shit

A person who is unteachable. Wouldn't be able to learn if it saved their life.

Girl: (after having a fit and insulting a guy): Learn to appreciate girls and then maybe we can try again.
Guy: If you think I will ever try again with you, you're as thick as pig shit.

Donald Trump is as thick as pig shit.

by DarthKieduss September 28, 2018

Why the Fuck Not?

When you're so thrilled or excited, your best friend suggests doing something ABSOLUTELY stupid, and you go along with it because...well...

Why the fuck not?

Why did you shoot fireworks off your yacht while on a bender? It's September.
Why the fuck not?

by DarthKieduss July 31, 2019

Miss me with that gay shit

A meme where someone doesn't wanna do something cuz it might look gay.

I don't donate blood. I don't want my blood in someone else's boner.
Miss me with that gay shit.

by DarthKieduss September 18, 2019

Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss March 1, 2014

Fuck It

To give up or not give a shit

Ice-T: Looks like half-way through your sex change, your doctor just said 'Fuck it'.

by DarthKieduss September 5, 2013