Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss February 23, 2014
Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss February 23, 2014
by DarthKieduss August 03, 2013
The veteran Confederates watch as the new VMI cadets hold their formation in the midst of murderous Yankee canon fire
Veteran 1: I'll be damned.
Veteran 2: If I didn't see it with my own eyes...
Veteran 1: I'll be damned.
Veteran 2: If I didn't see it with my own eyes...
by DarthKieduss June 05, 2017
Pothead: Yo! This is the shit
Army dude in Iraq: Damn it! I thought we was gonna be in the shit! When am I gonna get to shoot somebody?
Army dude in Iraq: Damn it! I thought we was gonna be in the shit! When am I gonna get to shoot somebody?
by DarthKieduss November 05, 2014