Darth Ridley's definitions

vampire buddha

Alternative to zombie Jesus for use in the presence of Christians.

Sweet vampire Buddha, that's a huge crucufix you're wearing!

Jane: I graduated with a first.
John: Sweet vampire Buddha, that's incredible!

by Darth Ridley March 26, 2007

ovo-vegetarian

A vegetarian who eats eggs. Even those who become vegetarians for moral reasons can eat eggs, because those sold as food are not fertilised and can thus never develop into birds.

Alice: Can I get some egg salad over here?
Bob: Egg salad? I thought you were a vegetarian.
Alice: I'm an ovo-vegetarian, actually.

by Darth Ridley May 7, 2007

turf

A fossil fuel obtained from a bog. Sometimes called peat. Slow burning, but gives decent heat.

Throw another sod of turf on the fire.

by Darth Ridley November 7, 2006

dude that's just wrong

My friend, what you have just said is very strange and disturbing, in a bad way. I think you may require psychiatric help.

Bob: Everyone describe their ultimate sexual fantasy!
Fred: I want to be fucked by two dickgirls.
Sean: I wanna shag a dog.
Bob: Threesome with Victoria Beckham and Cher
Sean: Dude that's just wrong.

by Darth Ridley November 1, 2006

wicca

A religeon based on the worship of a Goddess and a God. Though Wiccans claim their religeon is thousands of years old, it was in fact invented in the late 1940s or early 1950s by Mr. Gerald Gardner, though admittedly he did incorporate numerous elements from diverse ancient beliefs.

A fact hotly denied by Wiccans is the fact that Wicca seems to have originally been intended as a European branch of Thelema, the religeon of Aleister Crowley. Indeed, Gardner's original works include large chunks cribbed from Crowley, but these were later removed in order to distance the Craft from the Antichrist.

An it harm none, do what thou wilt - the Wiccan Reed.

by Darth Ridley May 13, 2005

stans

Those countries whose names end in 'stan,' including Afghanistan, Kazhakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and probably some others I've forgotten about.

Now let's see what the weather is like in the stans.

by Darth Ridley January 26, 2007

christmas eve eve

December 23rd, the day before Christmas eve.

In order to avoid the Christmas eve rush, everybody does their last minute Christmas shopping on Christmas eve eve, the result being that December 23rd is the busiest shopping day of the year.

I never realised the insanity of Christmas eve eve until I worked in retail.

by Darth Ridley January 6, 2007