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Cell Pilot

(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.
Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.
by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010
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Jaundicator

(jaundice & -ator), someone who alters a persons attitude towards someone else for the worse, esp.when the intent is to promote cynical hostility, resentment, or suspicion.
Their minds were poisoned by a jaundicator before my crew I was transferred.
by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010
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Lomission

You knew what I was up against and did not inform me and that lomission left me in the dark.
by Darth Johnny October 18, 2011
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Sidewalk Chevalier

someone who deliberately & unnecessarily rides their horse on a sidewalk without regard for pedestrians & bicyclists, as though they are marking their territory.
Don't blame the horse for all this crap - blame the Sidewalk Chevalier & watch your step!
by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010
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Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.
There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.
by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010
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Qualiwag

(blithe, cahoots, disassociation, friend, irreconcilable, passive, qualify, repudiation, transient, & wag), drivel between parameters; natter about nothing important or relevant, between significant others.
That was Not conversation between friends, but it Was Qualiwag!
by Darth Johnny December 3, 2010
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Sphincter Speak

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.
I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.
by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010
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