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Gaydar

(gay & radar), having a sense or feeling that someone is homosexual, esp. as a 1st impression.
Turn on Gaydar & tell me if its true or not.
by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010
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featherrhoid

(feather & hemorrhoid), a painted feather Pain-In-The-Ass.
Some Featherrhoid is painting feathers on Telco facilities all over the place!
by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010
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Cell Pilot

(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.
Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.
by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010
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Sidewalk Chevalier

someone who deliberately & unnecessarily rides their horse on a sidewalk without regard for pedestrians & bicyclists, as though they are marking their territory.
Don't blame the horse for all this crap - blame the Sidewalk Chevalier & watch your step!
by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010
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Glowerworm

(aloof, craven, glower, & worm), someone who takes pride in or feels justified by scowling at someone else anonymously; expressing hostility towards someone, without verbally addressing that individual directly, privately or publicly; someone who conveys anger with another individual, without saying anything.
That guy scowling in the restaurant may be esteemed in his own community, but I now realize that he is either another glowerworm or just a figment of my twisted imagination.
by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010
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Sauerhaus

German- Sauer: Sour, Haus: House (betrayal, clique, machination, onslaught, significant others, spurious, surreptitious), the dissolution of close to casual personal & professional relationships; someone's perception that their world is collapsing around them; a paranoid schizophrenic's nightmare.
After my personal misfortunes & revelations it became clear that I lived in a a sauerhaus.
by Darth Johnny January 14, 2011
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Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.
There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.
by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010
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