Darth Johnny's definitions

amerimorphism

(American & morphism), ascribing perceived American attributes or characteristics to other nations or non-Americans; the application of law, customs, or mores of the U.S.A. to other nationalities; foreign people or nations as seen through Red-White-&-Blue glasses.

The amerimorphism of foreign countries & their inhabitants is a distortion of reality.

by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010

Cell Pilot

(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.

Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.

by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010

Jaundicator

(jaundice & -ator), someone who alters a persons attitude towards someone else for the worse, esp.when the intent is to promote cynical hostility, resentment, or suspicion.

Their minds were poisoned by a jaundicator before my crew I was transferred.

by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010

Lomission

lie, omission, lying by omission.

You knew what I was up against and did not inform me and that lomission left me in the dark.

by Darth Johnny October 18, 2011

Psychera

(chimera, grotesque, & psychosis), a cryptid born of cowardice & exaggeration, that maliciously damages particular but innocuous "road furniture" by painting graffiti on them, esp. at night; a fabled monster with a stencil & a can of spray-paint.

There is a Psychera painting feathers on Telco facilities, that is panicking some concerned citizen's.

by Darth Johnny December 3, 2010

Furtiban

a mean-spirited self-righteous shadow community; a surreptitious moral militia. Enabled by Enmity - Empowered by Authority - Embodied by Mediocrity. From Furtive: Characterized by stealth. Expressive of hidden motives & Taliban: Pashto meaning "school". A hanfi Islamist political group.

The Furtiban are everywhere, & nowhere.

by Darth Johnny November 26, 2010

Glowerworm

(aloof, craven, glower, & worm), someone who takes pride in or feels justified by scowling at someone else anonymously; expressing hostility towards someone, without verbally addressing that individual directly, privately or publicly; someone who conveys anger with another individual, without saying anything.

That guy scowling in the restaurant may be esteemed in his own community, but I now realize that he is either another glowerworm or just a figment of my twisted imagination.

by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010