Darth Johnny's definitions

Glowerworm

(aloof, craven, glower, & worm), someone who takes pride in or feels justified by scowling at someone else anonymously; expressing hostility towards someone, without verbally addressing that individual directly, privately or publicly; someone who conveys anger with another individual, without saying anything.

That guy scowling in the restaurant may be esteemed in his own community, but I now realize that he is either another glowerworm or just a figment of my twisted imagination.

by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010

Sauerhaus

German- Sauer: Sour, Haus: House (betrayal, clique, machination, onslaught, significant others, spurious, surreptitious), the dissolution of close to casual personal & professional relationships; someone's perception that their world is collapsing around them; a paranoid schizophrenic's nightmare.

After my personal misfortunes & revelations it became clear that I lived in a a sauerhaus.

by Darth Johnny January 14, 2011

Qualiwag

(blithe, cahoots, disassociation, friend, irreconcilable, passive, qualify, repudiation, transient, & wag), drivel between parameters; natter about nothing important or relevant, between significant others.

That was Not conversation between friends, but it Was Qualiwag!

by Darth Johnny December 3, 2010

Sphincter Speak

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.

I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.

by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010

Bullshivic

(Bolshevik, bull, civic-minded, demagogue), someone who gains political power by appealing to people's emotion's instincts, & prejudices in a way that is considered manipulative & myopic; someone who incessantly reiterates the same petty complaints, until they are taken seriously.

There are citizens with valid complaints & issues, but invariably the meeting will have to deal with some Bullshivic & his personal gripe of "supreme importance".

by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010

Vocitus

(avoidance, chitchat, euphemism, evasive, facile, hedge, natter, phoney), constrained speech; pseudo conversation; small talk meant to pass as dialogue; meaningless useless gab.

I came to you for advice for problems that I have had for years, not this useless vocitus.

by Darth Johnny December 10, 2010

Psychera

(chimera, grotesque, & psychosis), a cryptid born of cowardice & exaggeration, that maliciously damages particular but innocuous "road furniture" by painting graffiti on them, esp. at night; a fabled monster with a stencil & a can of spray-paint.

There is a Psychera painting feathers on Telco facilities, that is panicking some concerned citizen's.

by Darth Johnny December 3, 2010