Darth Johnny's definitions

amerimorphism

(American & morphism), ascribing perceived American attributes or characteristics to other nations or non-Americans; the application of law, customs, or mores of the U.S.A. to other nationalities; foreign people or nations as seen through Red-White-&-Blue glasses.

The amerimorphism of foreign countries & their inhabitants is a distortion of reality.

by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010

Furtiban

a mean-spirited self-righteous shadow community; a surreptitious moral militia. Enabled by Enmity - Empowered by Authority - Embodied by Mediocrity. From Furtive: Characterized by stealth. Expressive of hidden motives & Taliban: Pashto meaning "school". A hanfi Islamist political group.

The Furtiban are everywhere, & nowhere.

by Darth Johnny November 26, 2010

Qualiwag

(blithe, cahoots, disassociation, friend, irreconcilable, passive, qualify, repudiation, transient, & wag), drivel between parameters; natter about nothing important or relevant, between significant others.

That was Not conversation between friends, but it Was Qualiwag!

by Darth Johnny December 3, 2010

Sphincter Speak

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.

I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.

by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010

Jaundicator

(jaundice & -ator), someone who alters a persons attitude towards someone else for the worse, esp.when the intent is to promote cynical hostility, resentment, or suspicion.

Their minds were poisoned by a jaundicator before my crew I was transferred.

by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010

Lomission

lie, omission, lying by omission.

You knew what I was up against and did not inform me and that lomission left me in the dark.

by Darth Johnny October 18, 2011

Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.

There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.

by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010