Darth Johnny's definitions

Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.

There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.

by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

amerimorphism

(American & morphism), ascribing perceived American attributes or characteristics to other nations or non-Americans; the application of law, customs, or mores of the U.S.A. to other nationalities; foreign people or nations as seen through Red-White-&-Blue glasses.

The amerimorphism of foreign countries & their inhabitants is a distortion of reality.

by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010

Gaydar

(gay & radar), having a sense or feeling that someone is homosexual, esp. as a 1st impression.

Turn on Gaydar & tell me if its true or not.

by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010

Sidewalk Chevalier

someone who deliberately & unnecessarily rides their horse on a sidewalk without regard for pedestrians & bicyclists, as though they are marking their territory.

Don't blame the horse for all this crap - blame the Sidewalk Chevalier & watch your step!

by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

amerimorphism

(American & morphism), ascribing perceived American attributes or characteristics to other nations or non-Americans; the application of law, customs, or mores of the U.S.A. to other nationalities; foreign people or nations as seen through Red-White-&-Blue glasses.

The amerimorphism of foreign countries & their inhabitants is a distortion of reality.

by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010

Psychera

(chimera, grotesque, & psychosis), a cryptid born of cowardice & exaggeration, that maliciously damages particular but innocuous "road furniture" by painting graffiti on them, esp. at night; a fabled monster with a stencil & a can of spray-paint.

There is a Psychera painting feathers on Telco facilities, that is panicking some concerned citizen's.

by Darth Johnny December 3, 2010

Cell Pilot

(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.

Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.

by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010