Darth Johnny's definitions

amerimorphism

(American & morphism), ascribing perceived American attributes or characteristics to other nations or non-Americans; the application of law, customs, or mores of the U.S.A. to other nationalities; foreign people or nations as seen through Red-White-&-Blue glasses.

The amerimorphism of foreign countries & their inhabitants is a distortion of reality.

by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010

Psychera

(chimera, grotesque, & psychosis), a cryptid born of cowardice & exaggeration, that maliciously damages particular but innocuous "road furniture" by painting graffiti on them, esp. at night; a fabled monster with a stencil & a can of spray-paint.

There is a Psychera painting feathers on Telco facilities, that is panicking some concerned citizen's.

by Darth Johnny December 3, 2010

Qualiwag

(blithe, cahoots, disassociation, friend, irreconcilable, passive, qualify, repudiation, transient, & wag), drivel between parameters; natter about nothing important or relevant, between significant others.

That was Not conversation between friends, but it Was Qualiwag!

by Darth Johnny December 3, 2010

Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.

There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.

by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

Sidewalk Chevalier

someone who deliberately & unnecessarily rides their horse on a sidewalk without regard for pedestrians & bicyclists, as though they are marking their territory.

Don't blame the horse for all this crap - blame the Sidewalk Chevalier & watch your step!

by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

featherrhoid

(feather & hemorrhoid), a painted feather Pain-In-The-Ass.

Some Featherrhoid is painting feathers on Telco facilities all over the place!

by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010

Furtiban

a mean-spirited self-righteous shadow community; a surreptitious moral militia. Enabled by Enmity - Empowered by Authority - Embodied by Mediocrity. From Furtive: Characterized by stealth. Expressive of hidden motives & Taliban: Pashto meaning "school". A hanfi Islamist political group.

The Furtiban are everywhere, & nowhere.

by Darth Johnny November 26, 2010