Darth Johnny's definitions

dysphesaurus

(dysphemism & thesaurus), a lexicon of offensive word substitutions for benign or neutral words, used for "spinning" formal narratives or statements in an exaggerated, negative &/or egregious manner; word translation used to make descriptions read worse than they actually are.

At Graffiti Command, the dysphesaurus is an essential reference in order to describe events for maximum effect.

by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010

Glowerworm

(aloof, craven, glower, & worm), someone who takes pride in or feels justified by scowling at someone else anonymously; expressing hostility towards someone, without verbally addressing that individual directly, privately or publicly; someone who conveys anger with another individual, without saying anything.

That guy scowling in the restaurant may be esteemed in his own community, but I now realize that he is either another glowerworm or just a figment of my twisted imagination.

by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010

Jaundicator

(jaundice & -ator), someone who alters a persons attitude towards someone else for the worse, esp.when the intent is to promote cynical hostility, resentment, or suspicion.

Their minds were poisoned by a jaundicator before my crew I was transferred.

by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010

Lomission

lie, omission, lying by omission.

You knew what I was up against and did not inform me and that lomission left me in the dark.

by Darth Johnny October 18, 2011

Vocitus

(avoidance, chitchat, euphemism, evasive, facile, hedge, natter, phoney), constrained speech; pseudo conversation; small talk meant to pass as dialogue; meaningless useless gab.

I came to you for advice for problems that I have had for years, not this useless vocitus.

by Darth Johnny December 10, 2010

Psychera

(chimera, grotesque, & psychosis), a cryptid born of cowardice & exaggeration, that maliciously damages particular but innocuous "road furniture" by painting graffiti on them, esp. at night; a fabled monster with a stencil & a can of spray-paint.

There is a Psychera painting feathers on Telco facilities, that is panicking some concerned citizen's.

by Darth Johnny December 3, 2010

Furtiban

a mean-spirited self-righteous shadow community; a surreptitious moral militia. Enabled by Enmity - Empowered by Authority - Embodied by Mediocrity. From Furtive: Characterized by stealth. Expressive of hidden motives & Taliban: Pashto meaning "school". A hanfi Islamist political group.

The Furtiban are everywhere, & nowhere.

by Darth Johnny November 26, 2010