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(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.
Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.
by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010
Get the Cell Pilot mug.(jaundice & -ator), someone who alters a persons attitude towards someone else for the worse, esp.when the intent is to promote cynical hostility, resentment, or suspicion.
by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010
Get the Jaundicator mug.lie, omission, lying by omission.
by Darth Johnny October 18, 2011
Get the Lomission mug.someone who deliberately & unnecessarily rides their horse on a sidewalk without regard for pedestrians & bicyclists, as though they are marking their territory.
by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010
Get the Sidewalk Chevalier mug.(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.
There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.
by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010
Get the Shoppers Fog mug.(blithe, cahoots, disassociation, friend, irreconcilable, passive, qualify, repudiation, transient, & wag), drivel between parameters; natter about nothing important or relevant, between significant others.
That was Not conversation between friends, but it Was Qualiwag!
by Darth Johnny December 3, 2010
Get the Qualiwag mug.(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.
by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010
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