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turpiscryer

(foreboding, scry, turpitude, woe), someone who practices or specializes in using the Crystal-ball Of Turpitude; someone who anticipates, senses, or predicts ill or dangerous consequences, unless some prescribed action is taken; foretelling worst-case scenario's based on gut feelings; an influential factor in or aspect of doom or woe mongering.
Summon the turpiscryer & tell us what there is to be afraid of this week.
by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010
mugGet the turpiscryermug.

Mediocracy

(mediocre & -cracy), government of & responsive to mediocrity; rule by the most exceptionally average, superfluously adequate, or quintessentially ordinary citizens; government of the average, by the average, & for the average.
Is this leadership of the best & the brightest, or is this Mediocracy?
by Darth Johnny December 3, 2010
mugGet the Mediocracymug.

amerimorphism

(American & morphism), ascribing perceived American attributes or characteristics to other nations or non-Americans; the application of law, customs, or mores of the U.S.A. to other nationalities; foreign people or nations as seen through Red-White-&-Blue glasses.
The amerimorphism of foreign countries & their inhabitants is a distortion of reality.
by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010
mugGet the amerimorphismmug.

Furtiban

a mean-spirited self-righteous shadow community; a surreptitious moral militia. Enabled by Enmity - Empowered by Authority - Embodied by Mediocrity. From Furtive: Characterized by stealth. Expressive of hidden motives & Taliban: Pashto meaning "school". A hanfi Islamist political group.
The Furtiban are everywhere, & nowhere.
by Darth Johnny November 26, 2010
mugGet the Furtibanmug.

Psychera

(chimera, grotesque, & psychosis), a cryptid born of cowardice & exaggeration, that maliciously damages particular but innocuous "road furniture" by painting graffiti on them, esp. at night; a fabled monster with a stencil & a can of spray-paint.
There is a Psychera painting feathers on Telco facilities, that is panicking some concerned citizen's.
by Darth Johnny December 3, 2010
mugGet the Psycheramug.

Jaundicator

(jaundice & -ator), someone who alters a persons attitude towards someone else for the worse, esp.when the intent is to promote cynical hostility, resentment, or suspicion.
Their minds were poisoned by a jaundicator before my crew I was transferred.
by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010
mugGet the Jaundicatormug.

Lomission

You knew what I was up against and did not inform me and that lomission left me in the dark.
by Darth Johnny October 18, 2011
mugGet the Lomissionmug.

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