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(avoidance, chitchat, euphemism, evasive, facile, hedge, natter, phoney), constrained speech; pseudo conversation; small talk meant to pass as dialogue; meaningless useless gab.
I came to you for advice for problems that I have had for years, not this useless vocitus.
Vocitus by Darth Johnny December 10, 2010
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Basically some dude from probably England started a religion on getting absolutely shitfaced and changed his name to Vocatus... As you do.
Should I get hammered tonight to impress Vocatus?
Vocatus by Unknown potentially November 25, 2021

vomitusphiliac 

a perverse obsession with watching someone in the act of vomiting
he looked turned one while i puked from having too many shots last night...what a vomitusphiliac!
vomitusphiliac by Fruitopia April 20, 2008
Susie was vocious during her presentation of the Civil War.
Vocious by XpoBanana October 13, 2010

vomitus maximus 

The act of vomiting your entirety after witnessing something that should never be seen with human eyes, or any eyes for that matter.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see 2 Girls 1 Cup?"

Guy 2: "Oh my God, it made me vomitus maximus!"

Vomit 2 girls 1 cup fugly nasty asswipe
vomitus maximus by Jocab Pine November 23, 2015

Jordan Voitus 

He is my teacher and we tak pictures of him and he slays and he hasnt done a fit check for us yet
BUT HE SLAYS AND MY MOM LIKES HIM
Jordan Voitus is a slay teacher
Jordan Voitus by MCCTCStudent.101 October 12, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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