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mc shit

Mc Shit is where you go to mac donalds and mc nuggets and mc chip and fucken mc big mac and the go to the toilet and chuck a big shit in the toilet without flushing it and leaving it to stink out the whole place
Tommo went into maccas the other day and done the biggest mc shit ov ever seen they had to evacuate the whole place
by Darren Thomson June 10, 2006
mugGet the mc shitmug.

ud

Its a short cut to for Urban Dictionary.
It is for all those lazy cunts that couldnt be fucked to type the whole thing.
Tommo:What you doing this arvo lad
Ben:Going on ud
Tommo:What, urban dictionary
Ben:Yeahhh ud
by Darren Thomson April 30, 2005
mugGet the udmug.

nachos

Something that isnt yours but being said in a diffeent way then not yours.
Ben:Pass over the tinnie
Tommo:Its nachos cunt,its mine
Ben:fuck ya
by Darren Thomson April 30, 2005
mugGet the nachosmug.

skateboarder

Some one who has 100% more skill than a rollerblader, 100% more determination, 100% more accuracy, 100% more fitness, and just all out is 100% better than a rollerblader.A standards are 100% higher in skateboarding than rollerblading and its 100% harder than rollerblading which makes it 100% more challenging than rollerblading meaning that the sport will go 100% further than rollerblading.
by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005
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the couch

The Couch is the thing, me and ribbs and dan(my brothers mate) sat on while waiting for the train to come at dunmore station.The train took 3 hours to come so me, dan and ribbs went for a walk and found this couch in this room with nothing else in there so we all sat on it and didnt tell the other 3 cunts that were with us cause it was too comfortable.
Dan:Fuck this couch is so comfortable man.
Ribbs:I rekon, should i tell the others.
Tommo:Na fuck that shit its to good man lets just sit here and enjoy it.
Ribbs and Dan:hmmmmm yeahhhhhh
by Darren Thomson May 10, 2005
mugGet the the couchmug.

lunchtime

The time to get out of the clasroom and do some bad shit and funny shit.Usally we takle cunts, start fights with silly fuckers, piss teachers off and just destroy shit.It is the time to be bad and do what you want.Should be called badtime.
Shaun:Oi fellers i dnt like the look of that cunt lets bash him.
Rest of us:Yeah alrite lets get him
by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005
mugGet the lunchtimemug.

funny shit

This word is used in a situation where your mate has said something pretty funny but you couldnt be fucked to laugh so you just say funny shit
Tommo: Oi nathans a stupid cunt
Ben: Funny Shit
by Darren Thomson April 23, 2005
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