Darren Sutton's definitions

P I

Private Investigator

Magnum PI was Tom Selleck's greatest triumph.

by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

Tawni(myself)

That chick I boned the other night.

Rember that time I boned Tawni?
Niether did I until I got the pictures developed.

by Darren Sutton March 28, 2003

dickslap

see danza

Tony Danza reinvented the dickslap.

by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

chinese pickle

when a woman blows you while she is taking a shit

anyone want a chinese pickle?

by Darren Sutton April 20, 2006

implants

Man's best friend.

Implants can turn a pretty girl into a hot girl.

by Darren Sutton March 30, 2003

break the seal

To take a girl's virginity.

It took some talking, but I finally managed to get to break the seal.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

viagrafied

When a wang becomes erect.

I became viagrafied at the site of Kevin's sister.

by Darren Sutton March 30, 2003