Darren Sutton's definitions

chinese pickle

when a woman blows you while she is taking a shit

anyone want a chinese pickle?

by Darren Sutton April 20, 2006

dickslap

see danza

Tony Danza reinvented the dickslap.

by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

P I

Private Investigator

Magnum PI was Tom Selleck's greatest triumph.

by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

break the seal

To take a girl's virginity.

It took some talking, but I finally managed to get to break the seal.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

RAGING RHINO

see rico or boner

Ruben's cousin gave me a raging rhino.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

white gold

Slang term refering to sperm that is sold to a sperm bank.

I went down to the sperm bank, but got kicked out when I asked the nurse if she could give me some help mining for white gold.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003