Darren Sutton's definitions

implants

Man's best friend.

Implants can turn a pretty girl into a hot girl.

by Darren Sutton March 30, 2003

RAGING RHINO

see rico or boner

Ruben's cousin gave me a raging rhino.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

white gold

Slang term refering to sperm that is sold to a sperm bank.

I went down to the sperm bank, but got kicked out when I asked the nurse if she could give me some help mining for white gold.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

dickslap

see danza

Tony Danza reinvented the dickslap.

by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

break the seal

To take a girl's virginity.

It took some talking, but I finally managed to get to break the seal.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

viagrafied

When a wang becomes erect.

I became viagrafied at the site of Kevin's sister.

by Darren Sutton March 30, 2003

P I

Private Investigator

Magnum PI was Tom Selleck's greatest triumph.

by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003