when a woman blows you while she is taking a shit
anyone want a chinese pickle?
Magnum PI was Tom Selleck's greatest triumph.
When a wang becomes erect.
I became viagrafied at the site of Kevin's sister.
To be the recipient of anal sex.
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).
Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.
Slang term refering to sperm that is sold to a sperm bank.
I went down to the sperm bank, but got kicked out when I asked the nurse if she could give me some help mining for white gold.
Ruben's cousin gave me a raging rhino.
That chick I boned the other night.
Rember that time I boned Tawni?
Niether did I until I got the pictures developed.