Darla Washington's definitions

surgery

When a surgeon cuts you open, fiddles around with your insides a bit, sews you up again, and tells you that it'll all be painless. See hell.

I just had surgery two days ago, and it was HELL.

by Darla Washington May 5, 2004

Peter Pettigrew

Disgusting, cowardly piece of crap from the Harry Potter series that betrayed his best friends to save his own worthless ass.

Peter Pettigrew has a place reserved for him in Hell.

by Darla Washington April 4, 2004

Science Fair

A four letter word: HELL.

Writing that research paper for the science fair was a living hell.

by Darla Washington November 23, 2003

Teacups In Flowerland

1)The most awesome death metal band EVER!!

2)A way of telling someone they are hopeless.

1)Dude, did you get the tickets to the Teacups in Flowerland concert?
2)I MADE UP MR. FINKLESTEIN, NOT STRAY! HE'S MY CREATION!!!!!!
3)Am I a teacup in flowerland?

by Darla Washington November 28, 2003

Aragorn

A hydrophobic, greasy-haired, extremely smelly yet hot ranger of the Dunedain. Also heir to Valandil, son of Isildur, son of Elendil, husband of Arwen Undomiel, daughter of Elrond son of Earendil, father of Eldarion, and known pervy hobbit fancier.

Aragorn son of Arathorn son of Aragorn descended from Valandil son of Isildur son of Elendil son of Amandil of Numenor, who is descended from Vardamir son of Elros brother of Elrond son of Earendil, son of Tuor, cousin of Turin and son of Huor son of Galdor son of Hador Lorindol, descended from Amlach son of Imlach son of Marach......

by Darla Washington April 4, 2004

shavo odadjian

Kick ass bassist of System of a Down, my IDOL, and pretty hot now that I think of it.

OUCH!....Shavo

by Darla Washington November 7, 2003

the cure

One word/phrase/thingamabob: 80's

"Why can't I be you?"

by Darla Washington May 8, 2004