Definitions by Darkalleyhobo

Zestinese 

Another name for Portuguese

“Do you speak Zestinese?”
“Sim, eu falo Português”

Zestinese by Darkalleyhobo April 29, 2024

Zestiny

One’s destiny to be zesty

Male 1: “Should I become an Instagram thot?”
Male 2: “It is your Zestiny”

Zestiny by Darkalleyhobo April 25, 2024

Matzo Musa 

A rich Jewish guy

Did you hear how much money he has?
He is such a Matzo Musa

Matzo Musa by Darkalleyhobo April 23, 2024

What is your pH? 

Code for asking if you are a top or a bottom. Derived from the pH scale in which an acid gives the h+ and the base receives the h+. An answer between 1 and 14 is expected.

1-6: Acid (Top)
7: Neutral (Switch)

8-14 (Bottom)

"What is your pH?"
"I'm a solid 12."

What is your pH? by Darkalleyhobo April 12, 2024

Perhapsn't 

A separate definition for perhaps inclining more to no.

"Hey are you going to the party tonight?"
"Perhapsn't"

Perhapsn't by Darkalleyhobo May 19, 2020