Darkalleyhobo 's definitions

Perhapsn't

A separate definition for perhaps inclining more to no.

"Hey are you going to the party tonight?"
"Perhapsn't"

by Darkalleyhobo May 19, 2020

What is your pH?

Code for asking if you are a top or a bottom. Derived from the pH scale in which an acid gives the h+ and the base receives the h+. An answer between 1 and 14 is expected.

1-6: Acid (Top)
7: Neutral (Switch)

8-14 (Bottom)

"What is your pH?"
"I'm a solid 12."

by Darkalleyhobo April 12, 2024

Matzo Musa

A rich Jewish guy

Did you hear how much money he has?
He is such a Matzo Musa

by Darkalleyhobo April 23, 2024

Zestiny

One’s destiny to be zesty

Male 1: “Should I become an Instagram thot?”
Male 2: “It is your Zestiny”

by Darkalleyhobo April 25, 2024

Zestinese

Another name for Portuguese

“Do you speak Zestinese?”
“Sim, eu falo Português”

by Darkalleyhobo April 29, 2024