by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
A man who willingly funds their ex girlfriends lifestyle while she’s getting blown out and throat f**ked by other guys, and later comes home from work to shove his average size penis into a gaping hole filled with the semen of all his friends, family and neighbors.
“Nik, don’t be such a Nimp. She literally has the neighborhoods semen pouring out of her ear holes, she doesn’t deserve to be taken out to a nice dinner”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
Luke: I was mouth fucking this chick last night and when I was cumming she started gobbling like a sperm turkey.....I was so jealous that she got to experience that.
by DarkCoffee July 15, 2021
Bengals fans: I guzzled so much semen over the weekend after celebrating our first winning season in 10 years. I think I got semenilla, it won't stop pouring out of my ass and I keep puking.
by DarkCoffee July 15, 2021
Luke: I think I want some tea instead of coffee
Tyler: So in other words, you like to guzzle cum. Fucking tea drinker
Tyler: So in other words, you like to guzzle cum. Fucking tea drinker
by DarkCoffee July 15, 2021
Man: I’m so emotional today, I feel like driving to the ocean, pulling out my average size penis and blowing it in the ocean. I wish I had a name for what I’m feeling….Eblowtional!
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025