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chunky spalunker

1. Bits of vomit floaties, such as in a drink or splattered upon a carpet.
2. A vomiter.

"Eeeew, there are chunky spalunkers in my Yoo-Hoo...." said Alex "AJ" Lampe, after he prepared a cocktail in a cup he had vomited in five minutes prior.

by Darcy is wearing pants. July 7, 2007

Emo Shower

1. To bathe in one's own tears
2. The result of excessive makeup streaking in the eye area

The concert made Poser Rick feel so dirty that he just had to sit in a corner by himself and take a nice, heartfelt Emo Shower.

by Darcy is wearing pants. July 7, 2007