Aggie

Slang for an agricultural teacher, usually at secondary schools.

Hey, I’ll be down at the plot with Aggie this afternoon.

by Dansk35 August 30, 2023

zesty zoo-zah

To describe something is extremely weird or out of the ordinary, or may seem really gay or homosexual.

What the zesty zoo-zah is that!

by Dansk35 August 29, 2023

gate licker

Someone (especially those with overhanging buck-teeth) who cannot resist the urge to fall over into a metal-sheet gate, leaving a dent, damaging the innocent gate/fence.

I just saw gate licker this morning, I’ve warned people to keep an eye on their fences.

by Dansk35 August 29, 2023

mouse-trap

Technique used by school leadership officials. It involves the persecutor ignoring the misbehaving fugitive (runt), whilst following at a distance. The runt will suddenly feel like they are being chased and will unknowingly run into a dead-end. At the last moment the persecutor will execute various manoeuvres to "capture" the runt, such as:
- Sudden acceleration
- Sidestepping
- Various lures
- Increase in pace
- Extending arms (to block)

This technique of luring the runt into a false sense of security can be quite effective when implemented correctly.

I'm approaching the runt, can we implement a mouse-trap at the C-block stairwell?

by Dansk35 March 12, 2025

Runt

Little rat child, usually under 4'2". Often seen in school, placed in a senior class, as they cannot help themselves from behaving properly. Outside class, they can be seen patrolled around by higher leadership of a school.

I caught this little Runt misbehaving on camera.

by Dansk35 March 11, 2025

Nan’s lip

When something (especially food) is so inherently disgusting you cannot look at it.

Looks like you’ve got some Nan’s lip there…

by Dansk35 March 13, 2025

Top G

A lonely, misunderstood individual who acts like they're the most important thing ever, pretends they know and is liked by everyone, has well-below average IQ, and often wants to maintain dominance in most situations. They will also attempt anything in order to remain relevant and feel important. However, their presence is often unwanted by most people.

Look out, Top G has arrived...

by Dansk35 March 10, 2025