DannyTheMan's definitions

Helping a friend in need

When helping your dearest friend get laid, so when you see two young girls, you set him up with the fat one as you run away with the slim, big breated, hot one.

I think I should be helping a friend in need right now.

by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

Brave

Whilst sitting in London Gatwick's North Terminal McDonalds, being surrounded by Black people then accidently shouting "Oh fucking niggers".

Wilson was exceptionally lucky to make it back to Inverness after shouting "niggers" infront of 30 Black People... Call it stupidity if you must... I call it brave!

by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

Cruelty

1) See a nervous wreck on a plane, suggesting how bad she is at flying then being mean enough to walk past and say "Holy shit dude, did you smell the pilots breathe? Fuck... he's DRUNK".

2) Strapping a bomb to the back of a wheelchair and shouting "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

Me and Wilson were cruel bastards whilst in Turkey.

Ffs, so hard to fit Cruelty into a sentence...

by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

devil's feta

Tonsil stones. The sickly sulfur-smelling, squishy, feta cheese-consistency blobs in the tonsils of a lot of people. These stones cause bad breath and other nasty problems. tonsils gross stones feta bad breath

Tim: "bro, I brush and floss religiously but my breath still stinks"

Bob: "have you checked for Devil's feta around your tonsils?" tonsils gross stones feta bad breath

by Dannytheman August 12, 2015