Danny Valentine's definitions

Unnecessary Sarcasm Boy

Sidekick of Captain Obvious.

USO: Thanks, Captain Obvious!

Capt. O: All in a day's work, Unnecessary Sarcasm Boy!

by Danny Valentine December 16, 2010

slunk

Slunks are underage calves trailing afterbirths and bacteria, generally in unsanitary and unfit condition. A calf may not be sold as food until it reaches a minimum age of six weeks. Prior to that time it is classified as a slunk.

Slunk trafficking is subject to a heavy penalty.

by Danny Valentine December 1, 2010

dink

Racial slur used in the movies Apocalypse Now and Platoon to refer to the North Vietnamese.

We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body.

by Danny Valentine December 9, 2010

Dethklok

The single most popular death metal band, and indeed art form of any kind, in the known universe. The health of the world economy is dependent upon these musicians, who are prophesied to bring about an apocalypse of metal.

My friend lost a testicle at that Dethklok concert. It was insanely brutal.

by Danny Valentine November 21, 2010

murderboner

On a male, the physical effect of being aroused at the thought of extinguishing a human life.

An old lady crossed the street in front of my car and I got a murderboner at the thought of flooring it.

by Danny Valentine December 12, 2010