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A person or thing which wrecks burgers of any kind. Allegedly the working title of a Wires on Fire EP to be released on Buddyhead Records, but later changed to 'Homewrecker'.
"Ow. My new man is a burgerwrecker. I'm all sore today, I think he stretched me out a little."
"Fuck this dude, let's go to Fatburger. I'll WRECK that burger."
"Fuck this dude, let's go to Fatburger. I'll WRECK that burger."
by Danny Delinquent May 12, 2006
Get the burgerwrecker mug.The act of harassing, insulting, or physically hurting someone because you are secretly attracted to them, in the manner of a grade school boy pulling the pigtails of a girl he has a crush on.
Naw dude, she hella wants your cock. She was just pulling your pigtails when she said you're a thumbdick little bitch.
by Danny Delinquent August 8, 2003
Get the pulling pigtails mug."So I said, 'how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?' She said, 'How many?' I said, 'Three. One to take out the old bulb, one to put in the new one, and one to suck my dick."
"Did you do that just to tweak her?"
"Did you do that just to tweak her?"
by Danny Delinquent December 4, 2003
Get the tweak mug.A really dumb guy. The kind of exceptionally dumb guy who whacks his hardon against door frames and shit, literally knocking his cock.
Especially applicable to a guy who sucks, yet has a rad girlfriend.
Especially applicable to a guy who sucks, yet has a rad girlfriend.
"Ditch that guy, like yesterday. Your boyfriend is a fucking cock knocker. You could do so much better. Like me."
by Danny Delinquent March 29, 2005
Get the cock knocker mug.Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.
Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.
Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.
Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"
Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."
Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."
by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003
Get the crooked beat mug.Dude, rolling a good b-legitter takes time and skill. It's generally reserved for special occasions, like April 20th.
by Danny Delinquent December 4, 2003
Get the b-legitter mug.A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.
"What are you going to do after work?"
"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."
"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."
by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004
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