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Alex

The name of the boy I like but I'm never gonna tell him
by dani September 4, 2022
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george bush

An idiotic, homophobic U.S.A Ape-like President that shoots everything that moves.

See also, dumbass.
If Geroge Bush stays in office, our next war will be in the Courtroom suing Rold Gold Pretzels.
by Dani July 18, 2004
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freddy kruger

A Sick and twisted neighbourhood pedofile who took children to his boiler room where he killed them.
Parents of the neighbourhood went after him and killed him once he was let out of prison on a technicallity.

Rising from the pits of hell he came back to once again rain terror on elm street....
....6 times
....and then came back even after "number 6 freddys dead" in freddy vs jason
....and is coming back again in the sequal...
...in other words a never ending zombie who just cant be killed

When he came back from the dead orginally, he came back to kill people in their dreams, getting stronger and stronger as he killed more and more.

A dream killing machine...heh

Description :- Black/green and red stripy jumper, black trousers, dirty old rimmed hat, four bladed glove, Burnt skin(looking more and more plastic as the films went along)

-Uses a lot of silly punch lines and kills in a variety of styles-
Played by robert englund
Freddy - "coem on Jessie, we're a team, you've got the body, and i've got the brains! HAHAHAHA!"(evil laugh) *peals skin off head to expose brain as he laughs*(No.2)

-Killed a girl by snoggin the air out of her, while she was in class(fallen asleep of corse)- (No.4)

-Tried to eat a girl by turning into some sort of giant slug-(No.3)

And yes he is better than jason...jason is the most boring killer in the world, give it some thought man! u can do better than just slapping people with a machette! why do u think no one watches friday the 13th anymore?! jesus
by Dani August 1, 2004
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blue monster

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
by Dani August 11, 2004
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sex in a can

A term used when describing something extremely hot (i.e. a turn on).
by Dani September 2, 2004
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fisting

To jam ones hand into anothers ass or cunt.
Vikki said, c,mon jenny, fist me harder. It wont fit!
by dani May 13, 2005
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bliss

To go without a bra or support of your breats....braless
Suzie looks awful bliss today!
by dani May 13, 2005
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