Dangerous dave's definitions

Shitberg

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.

Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".

by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012

inveigh

To protest bitterly of vehemently.

When the train ground to a halt yet again, one passenger began to inveigh angrily against the transit system and the people who ran it.

by Dangerous Dave June 16, 2005

dig

An insult. Usually a low blow.

"I boned yo momma last night"
"Snap dawg, dat was a dig!"

by Dangerous Dave February 13, 2005

scrumping

Shen you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time

Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.

by dangerous dave April 13, 2005

Jacknifing

when you bend a dog in half and stick your knob in its mouth while someone else does it in the poopchute with a strap on. This way you and the other person can rub rusty sherrifs badges.

I jacknifed my collie last night. I think he might of liked it.

by dangerous dave April 13, 2005

djembe

originally: traditional african drum
really cool pronunciation (jim-bay) allows for usage in almost any situation.
Other forms:
n - djembeity

v - to djembe (past - "djembe'd")
can mean any number of things. Primarily "to be owned" or "to be pwned"

adj - djembeic

"DJEMBE!!!"

"Dude did you see the djembeity of those threads?"

"--Did you see that dis?"
"- Yea, he got djembe'd!"

by Dangerous Dave February 19, 2005

try to hit me

I said, come over here and see what happens if you try to hit me

besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter

by Dangerous Dave March 24, 2005