Dangerous Dave's definitions

djembe

originally: traditional african drum
really cool pronunciation (jim-bay) allows for usage in almost any situation.
Other forms:
n - djembeity

v - to djembe (past - "djembe'd")
can mean any number of things. Primarily "to be owned" or "to be pwned"

adj - djembeic

"DJEMBE!!!"

"Dude did you see the djembeity of those threads?"

"--Did you see that dis?"
"- Yea, he got djembe'd!"

by Dangerous Dave February 19, 2005

Shitberg

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.

Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".

by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012

Jacknifing

when you bend a dog in half and stick your knob in its mouth while someone else does it in the poopchute with a strap on. This way you and the other person can rub rusty sherrifs badges.

I jacknifed my collie last night. I think he might of liked it.

by dangerous dave April 13, 2005

choking on an orange

When you are blessed with a dong like a babies arm holding an orange, and proceed to attempt to stick it in anything with or without a pulse. Usually results in a dairylea beard

That bob has such a big dick! I was totally choking on his orange last night.

by dangerous dave April 14, 2005

hohos

Boobies

Check out the Hohos

by Dangerous Dave September 9, 2003

intrepid

Fearless and bold; brave.

Spaceman Spiff is an intrepid explorer of space.

by Dangerous Dave June 16, 2005

grab my arm

the other arm.
MY other arm.

Just break the wrist, walk away...

by Dangerous Dave March 29, 2005