Dangerous Dave's definitions

Shitberg

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.

Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".

by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012

canna

Shortened vernacular for ganja innit.

Oi blud pass us that canna we can mix in innit
Isit bruv?
Yeah Mate.

by Dangerous Dave December 9, 2004

grab my arm

the other arm.
MY other arm.

Just break the wrist, walk away...

by Dangerous Dave March 29, 2005

try to hit me

I said, come over here and see what happens if you try to hit me

besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter

by Dangerous Dave March 24, 2005

wicked

Very cool, awesome. As seen on The Ali G Show.

"I boned me Julie last night."
"Yo, wicked! Total respek."

by Dangerous Dave February 13, 2005

insuperable

Incapable of being overcome.

"Much as I'd love to play shortstop for the Yankees, my age is an insuperable barrier to realizing any such dream," grandpa remarked.

by Dangerous Dave June 16, 2005

djembe

originally: traditional african drum
really cool pronunciation (jim-bay) allows for usage in almost any situation.
Other forms:
n - djembeity

v - to djembe (past - "djembe'd")
can mean any number of things. Primarily "to be owned" or "to be pwned"

adj - djembeic

"DJEMBE!!!"

"Dude did you see the djembeity of those threads?"

"--Did you see that dis?"
"- Yea, he got djembe'd!"

by Dangerous Dave February 19, 2005