When the train ground to a halt yet again, one passenger began to inveigh angrily against the transit system and the people who ran it.
by Dangerous Dave June 16, 2005

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.
Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".
by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012

Impoverished; needy.
The Wall Street Crash of 1929 left many a wealthy speculator as indigent as the proverbial church mouse.
by Dangerous Dave June 16, 2005

by Dangerous Dave February 14, 2005

When you are blessed with a dong like a babies arm holding an orange, and proceed to attempt to stick it in anything with or without a pulse. Usually results in a dairylea beard
by dangerous dave April 14, 2005

when you bend a dog in half and stick your knob in its mouth while someone else does it in the poopchute with a strap on. This way you and the other person can rub rusty sherrifs badges.
by dangerous dave April 13, 2005
