Dangerous Dave's definitions

choking on an orange

When you are blessed with a dong like a babies arm holding an orange, and proceed to attempt to stick it in anything with or without a pulse. Usually results in a dairylea beard

That bob has such a big dick! I was totally choking on his orange last night.

by dangerous dave April 14, 2005

canna

Shortened vernacular for ganja innit.

Oi blud pass us that canna we can mix in innit
Isit bruv?
Yeah Mate.

by Dangerous Dave December 9, 2004

dig

An insult. Usually a low blow.

"I boned yo momma last night"
"Snap dawg, dat was a dig!"

by Dangerous Dave February 13, 2005

indigent

Impoverished; needy.

The Wall Street Crash of 1929 left many a wealthy speculator as indigent as the proverbial church mouse.

by Dangerous Dave June 16, 2005

Shitberg

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.

Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".

by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012

A-Town

Also used for Arlington, VA. Part of Nova. Like Annandale only cooler. Just outside of D.C.

Big it up to all da peeps in A-Town

by Dangerous Dave February 14, 2005

hohos

Boobies

Check out the Hohos

by Dangerous Dave September 9, 2003