Danger mouse's definitions

Fap

the act of masturbation.

Man, I had the best fap this morning!

by Danger Mouse February 12, 2004

PLG

Abbreviation of Pig like girl, used to describe a particularly ugly girl.

We have a PLG!!

by Danger Mouse February 12, 2004

hoof

to kick something or someone very hard.

I fucking hoofed him a good'un.

by Danger mouse February 12, 2004

Hoon

to travel at a high velocity, preferrably in a car.

He fucking hooned it down that straight!

by Danger mouse February 12, 2004