Definitions by Danger Mouse

Fap

the act of masturbation.

Man, I had the best fap this morning!

Fap by Danger Mouse February 12, 2004

Hoon 

to travel at a high velocity, preferrably in a car.

He fucking hooned it down that straight!

Hoon by Danger mouse February 12, 2004

hoof

to kick something or someone very hard.

I fucking hoofed him a good'un.

hoof by Danger mouse February 12, 2004

PLG 

Abbreviation of Pig like girl, used to describe a particularly ugly girl.

We have a PLG!!

PLG by Danger Mouse February 12, 2004