DanTe's definitions

melted candle

External female genitalia (vulva). From the TV Show Significant Others.

Man, she had a hairy melted candle.

by Dante March 7, 2005

Knockfist

To fist a woman while Knockin da boots.

Dude, she loves it when I knockfist her in the johnny.

by Dante February 1, 2005

hyphy

niggaz from oaktown version of gettin crunk. also means to get ignorant and crazy loud.

get HYPHY nigga....jump around niggaz!!!

by dante September 1, 2004

weaksauce

-Lacking of sophistication or goodness.
-Utter idiocy.
-Pathetic loser.

"And as you can see here, we will lose 10% profits..."

"Weaksauce!"

"Weaksauce, coming from you?"

"...weaksauce..."

by Dante August 25, 2004

tiny's ass

A small Shetland pony

1). tiny's ass eats grass.

2). tiny's ass is small and hairy.

3). tiny's ass likes eating carrots.

by dante July 28, 2004

Iced Earth

The greatest metal band in history, keeping with them the way of classic metal along with a mix of 'hardcore' and 'New' metal qualities, allowing this band to be extremely aerodynamic with their work, also due to the fact that vocalists Jon Schaffer and Tim Owens don't scream at the top of their lungs, listeners are able to listen to the lyrics without having to go online to find out what they're saying, the way in which the instruments are played also is unique and non-repeditive, usually summing up to as much as three Solo's a song.

Iced Earth is by far the greatest metal band because you know what the hell is going on in their songs.

by Dante June 1, 2004

muntress

An amalgamation between a "munter" (see munter) and a mattress.
Usually a large individual that should know their limits, and comedic for all the wrong reasons.

"Muntress is at it again..."

by Dante May 8, 2004