DanTe's definitions

Jerking and Twerking

To masturbate to Miley Cirus.

Is it bad that I was jerking and twerking last night?

by DanTe January 19, 2015

forum RP

A forum RP is a "forum role play". it is a form of progressive story telling conducted on a forum. So each person adds their piece of the story involveing their character/characters

Host: The spaceship attacks your vessle
Person 1: Max runs to the comm systems and tires to surrended
Person 2: Julian draws his gun and shoots Max, saying "Never give up, never surrended"

by Dante May 13, 2005

tiny's ass

A small Shetland pony

1). tiny's ass eats grass.

2). tiny's ass is small and hairy.

3). tiny's ass likes eating carrots.

by dante July 28, 2004

Iced Earth

The greatest metal band in history, keeping with them the way of classic metal along with a mix of 'hardcore' and 'New' metal qualities, allowing this band to be extremely aerodynamic with their work, also due to the fact that vocalists Jon Schaffer and Tim Owens don't scream at the top of their lungs, listeners are able to listen to the lyrics without having to go online to find out what they're saying, the way in which the instruments are played also is unique and non-repeditive, usually summing up to as much as three Solo's a song.

Iced Earth is by far the greatest metal band because you know what the hell is going on in their songs.

by Dante June 1, 2004

effluvient

synonymous with "musical temporal continuum"... The ephemeral quality of sound and it's momentary nature, how music effects your inner being

The melodious nature and harmonic rhythms of this soulful piece are very effluvient.....

by DANTE November 30, 2013

muntress

An amalgamation between a "munter" (see munter) and a mattress.
Usually a large individual that should know their limits, and comedic for all the wrong reasons.

"Muntress is at it again..."

by Dante May 8, 2004

sadomasochistic analnecrohomopedopyrobestiality

The act of anal sexual intercourse with dead baby animals of the same gender that also happen to be on fire.

You might think it's rather odd of me, but I enjoy the act of sadomasochistic analnecrohomopedopyrobestiality.

by Dante March 9, 2005