Dan Sharfin's definitions

JBA

Jew By Association; Jewish By Association

"Dude, that guy's not even a suspect in the defemation of that Moses statue, he's a JBA."

by Dan Sharfin November 22, 2005

Carpartment

A car that someone more or less lives in.

I was gonna ask if James could pick me up in his carpartment, but I realized that he was too busy sleeping in it.

by Dan Sharfin December 20, 2005

ribbies

Ribbed tanktops. Plural of ribby.

Yo, do you have any extra ribbies I can borrow? I don't want to sweat through my shirt.

by Dan Sharfin May 9, 2006

wifebeater

A man who physically abuses his wife. NOT a ribbed tanktop ribby.

Joe hits his wife to make himself feel better about the fact that he can't keep his dick hard for more then two minutes at a time. Who cares what kind of shirt the guy's wearing, HE'S the wifebeater.

by Dan Sharfin May 9, 2006

Multimedia Tasking

Using several forms of media at one time; like when you pause your DVR'd TV show to play your Xbox, and then you pause your XBox to watch a video on your computer on You Tube while you text message someone.

We were watching the baseball game and playing video games between innings, when we paused the ballgame to watch a video of an Anaconda eating a baby hippo on YouTube. We were totally multimedia tasking.

by Dan Sharfin June 22, 2008

2B's

A second pair of boxers/underwear you keep in the car just in case something goes wrong...

I tried to drop a bomb near Eric's desk today after lunch and I accidentally squeezed a little out. It's a good thing I had my 2B's in my car, or I would have had to cancel dinner tonight with Angie.

by Dan Sharfin November 8, 2006