Dan Sharfin's definitions

JBA

Jew By Association; Jewish By Association

"Dude, that guy's not even a suspect in the defemation of that Moses statue, he's a JBA."

by Dan Sharfin November 22, 2005

Dip Cup

The worst possible example of something. As in, the most disgusting kind of cup that there is, is a cup that is filled with dip-spit.

Why does everyone like to go there? That place is the Dip Cup of night clubs.

by Dan Sharfin December 7, 2005

Office Pretty

Someone who is good looking, but only compared to other people in your office.

I thought that our secretary Jannet was hot, but after seeing her at that bar last night, it's obvious that she's just office pretty.

by Dan Sharfin November 23, 2005

2B's

A second pair of boxers/underwear you keep in the car just in case something goes wrong...

I tried to drop a bomb near Eric's desk today after lunch and I accidentally squeezed a little out. It's a good thing I had my 2B's in my car, or I would have had to cancel dinner tonight with Angie.

by Dan Sharfin November 8, 2006

BIMM

Barfed In My Mouth; Barf In My Mouth

When Fat Sheila wears that skirt to the office, it makes me BIMM.

by Dan Sharfin November 22, 2005

Carpartment

A car that someone more or less lives in.

I was gonna ask if James could pick me up in his carpartment, but I realized that he was too busy sleeping in it.

by Dan Sharfin December 20, 2005