Dan 's definitions

egg mcmuffin

An egg and cheese sandwich from McDonalds, usually with interchangeable sausage or bacon patty.

I bought an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds.

by Dan September 29, 2003

speed bumps

Small, underdeveloped breasts. Normally found on skinny girls.

She needs to grow some boobs, all she's go is them little speed bumps.

by Dan May 14, 2004

pearl diving

Eating an Asian girl out. Stems from the fact that most oyster pearls come from Asian countries which employs a lot of citizens to go underwater and collect pearls. A slang term, but not a mean one

I went pearl diving last night on this fine ass Asian girl named Kiki.

by Dan July 25, 2004

schnieb

can mean anything but somthing schiebly

Your a not schnibely man! You schnieb!!!

by Dan December 10, 2003

steal off

to punch or hit someone as a result of the person upsetting you

He's so annoying! I'm about to steal off on him!

by Dan August 19, 2003

u

One of various misspellings that make those of us who can read, write, and speak English well crazy.

u r like so kewl

by Dan February 29, 2004

dupie

a kiddy word for your ass

Remember to wipe your dupie.

by Dan August 10, 2003