arabian gas mask

similar to arabian eye goggles, but in addition the guy places his ass over her face and then lets a stinky one loose in her mouth.

Bro, I just gave that skanky bitch an arabian gas mask.

by Dan September 12, 2004

Casting Call

When a couple is looking for one or more people to add to the cast of their "bedroom show".

1: I had a threesome with Jane and Dick
2: Really? I wasn't aware they were casting?

by Dan February 04, 2004

JR

WWE Commentator and Oklahoma native Jim Ross

"Bah Gawd Austin took out that sumovabitch Jericho"

by Dan November 27, 2003

spazclarrt

a reduced or condensed version of the two common jibes "spaz" and "clarrt", both of which are also shortened forms of insults. Spaz being the shortened version of spastic. Clarrt being the short for of razzclot (razz clot being the Jamaican name forthe chunky part of menstral blood).

Spazzclarrt is used by clever people who are talking to white-wide-boys-who-think-they're-black to take the piss by introducing a clearly stupid new piece of urban vocabulary in the hope it will be used in the presence of some real bad ass mother fucker, thereby causing said wannabe white wide boy to be revealed for the numpty he / she is and leading to their ejection from the group.

"We was rinsin dis mash op rave was gabba innit blod"

"safe spazclarrt"

by dan November 26, 2004

good one

To masturbait and enjoy it, rubbing your genitals to make them feel good.

Chris is having a good one in his closet again.
Winstons skipping p.e to have a good one in the change room again.

by Dan December 16, 2004

Fucktard

An even more satisfying way to make fun of a retard. Notice the clever usage of both "fuck" and "tard". Ranks right up there with "spork" as the most cleverly-combined set of words ever.

That kid is a real fucktard.

by Dan December 23, 2003

Vaguna

a very very large vagina

i was porkin this chick last night, i didn't even have to make effort i fell right into her vaguna

by Dan June 22, 2004