Dan 's definitions

armpit fuck

When you stick your erect penis between another being's armpits (perferably sweaty) and hump them from the back. It is very arrousing, and very rare.

I was the first person to invent armpit fucking.

by Dan November 2, 2003

ladiez

1)Its used as a dumbass alternative to "ladies"

GhettoBoi1: YO WERE DA LADIEZ AT?!?!!!1

by Dan December 18, 2004

TIG

Tungsten Inert Gas

a welding process

also known as

Gas
Tungsten
Arc
welding

i tig welded stainless tubing

by Dan May 13, 2005

Zero1

Old skool messer

Zero1 Rocks

by Dan November 27, 2003

Barred

Pornography of any kind... movies/mags/pics/ext.

-"what you doing when you get home"
-"watching Barred"

by Dan November 9, 2004

fipod

1. Fake iPod. Usually a Creative Zen, an mp3 player which is much better then ipods and less expensive. Owned by nonfucktards who actaully realize how crappy ipods really are.

Cool Guy: Yo u noob, u have an ipod looser.

Loser: Whoa what company makes ur sweet mp3 player dude?

Cool Guy: Creative biatch, now go play with ur ipod u queer.

by Dan May 19, 2005

Gay Lord

Gay lord, or gaylord as it is more commonly know is someone with persieved male homosexual tendancies and/or it is an insult that is best served between the ages of 8 and 15 for it's full pain to sting. In later life it is more of a humorous thing to say in a retrospective 'it's all right' kind of way.

Stop that you gaylord or when the teacher go's we're going to smack you.

That was a rubbish throw you 'gaylord'

by Dan December 29, 2003