Dan's definitions
by Dan January 26, 2004

by dan August 8, 2003

1. Fake iPod. Usually a Creative Zen, an mp3 player which is much better then ipods and less expensive. Owned by nonfucktards who actaully realize how crappy ipods really are.
Cool Guy: Yo u noob, u have an ipod looser.
Loser: Whoa what company makes ur sweet mp3 player dude?
Cool Guy: Creative biatch, now go play with ur ipod u queer.
Loser: Whoa what company makes ur sweet mp3 player dude?
Cool Guy: Creative biatch, now go play with ur ipod u queer.
by Dan May 19, 2005

wtfc - what the fuck chuck
An extension of "wtf".
"wtfc" is used when a normal "wtf" is not sufficient when expressing exasperation, suprise, or anger at a situation.
An extension of "wtf".
"wtfc" is used when a normal "wtf" is not sufficient when expressing exasperation, suprise, or anger at a situation.
by dan December 13, 2003

A haircut based around a centre parting style. The hair is parted in such a precise manner that it looks as if the wearer's skull has been split by an axe. In a magestic coincidence, it also has the advantage of singling them out as a probable cunt
by dan July 16, 2003
