Definitions by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures

Yompawt Pompawt 

The second worst smell that’s ever graced us with its presence. If you would like a whiff of it, go smell a spit valve on a retards trumpet.

Lord please help me, Tom Selleck’s balls reek of yompawt pompawt, if I have to smell them again I might shrivel up and die.

Yompawt Pompawt by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 30, 2023

Nyusterd 

A top 3 worst smell that will always make you sick to your stomach. Smells so bad it can dry up a women’s ovary’s and shrink a man’s balls. The worst smell known to man some say.

Omg Brad Pitts balls reek of nyusterd

Nyusterd by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

Crisp 

Anything that looks good and clean. Usually nothing but the best from the best.

Damn bro that butt job is crisp.

Crisp by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

Lil Joey Burley

A guy who's around 5'4 and little muscle balls of a man, they are always trying to stir something up but deep down we all know they are upset and struggling with little man syndrome.

Bro Henry Cejudo is a lil Joey burley, fuck that guy.

Lil Joey Burley by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

Cruff 

A smell you can't really put your finger on, it's quite disgusting but seems familiar. Almost makes you wanna get another whiff.

liust talked to Will Smith and his breathe smelled of cruff.

Cruff by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

Tootsie Roll

A little douche bag.

Love him or hate him Adam Levine is a tootsie roll.

Tootsie Roll by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

Tooth 

Someone that gives you a headache just thinking about them. Talking to them brings you the same amount of pain as having an infected rotten tooth in your mouth.

Dude I don't give a damn about his music,
Kanye West is a tooth.

Tooth by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023