Definitions by Dan!

McDonald's stagger 

When you're so drunk you can't drive, so you stagger through the McDonald's drive-thru on foot

Damn look at this asshole, stumbling through that drive-thru... he got dat McDonald's stagger.

McDonald's stagger by dan! January 6, 2013

Bulletproof 

To be able to withstand the negative emotional/mental aspects of the life; includes relationships, friends, family and all drama in general. Best known by La Roux's song of the same name.

"This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof."

"No you won't bitch, you're one hot mess."

Bulletproof by dan! December 5, 2012

wtfax

wtfax: when getting bullshitted by some shit cunt on counterstrike, you might say this.

what you might be thinking, they are hacking or what a fucking fluke diol asshole choding hsbs faggot

what the fuckax

mulley gets hs'd by deli threw wall
wtfax tom?

wtfax by dAN! June 20, 2004

counterprofucktive 

An adjective describing one who is pro at not getting fucked.

"I've never seen someone so counterprofucktive; he'll never get laid."

counterprofucktive by Dan! November 15, 2003