Damon K.'s definitions

Contrapting

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.

by Damon K. May 23, 2022

Raker

A person whom uses their teeth too much during a blow job

Last summer Lisa gave me The Raker and my dick hurt for 2 weeks. Whatever you do, don't let her try and suck your dick or she will give you The Raker too.

by Damon K. March 16, 2023

Simpsons God

The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.

I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.

by Damon K. February 2, 2021

Scromed

To scream so much that you blow out a vocal cord

She scromed so much at the haunted house last night, that we went directly to the ER to see what they could do for her throat.

by Damon K. February 27, 2023

carving the pumpkin

When you paint a pumpkin on a woman's back and put a flashlight in her butt.

Last night, The power went out so I was carving the pumpkin with Pam. Good thing I had a flashlight and a fleshlight.

TS

by Damon K. October 21, 2025

Woke and Boke

Past tense to wake and bake. Wake and bake is a term for waking up and smoking weed. Woke and boke is a past tense for having already woke up and smoked weed

Dang man, we really shouldn't have woke and boke this morning. I have a test at 9am.

by Damon K. June 2, 2021

The Eve After

Two people from work go to a special function, then have sex, and sleep over and then have to figure out what to do in the morning or just sneak out.

I had a great time last night with Mary after the company Christmas party. The eve after was the toughest. I slowly got out of bed and left before she saw me.

by Damon K. May 25, 2021