4 definitions by Dainty Lardarse

A person who delibertely pronounces their own name incorrectly in a usually vane attempt to appear more interesting, from the Monty Python sketch of the early 70s.

‘Mr. Raymond Luxury-Yacht, who claims his name, while spelled as Raymond Luxury-Yacht is actually pronounced, ‘Throat Wobbler Mangrove.’
Lately it has come to include those who actually mis-spell their own name, Zooey instead of Zoe, Brion instead of Brian.
No she's a bit of a throat wobbler, she writes her name ‘Muriel,’ but pronounces her name ‘Mer-Reel,’
by Dainty Lardarse February 16, 2018
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A useless or ineffective woman. (18th century, English.)
Noun: Hurry up darling, you really are a flimmer sometimes!

Verb: for heaven's sake stop flimmering and get on with it!
by Dainty Lardarse September 22, 2015
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Not a natural blonde, ie. one with a black box
Do you think Christina Aguilera's hair is naturally that colour, or is she an aeroplane blonde?
by Dainty Lardarse August 15, 2015
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An unusually attractive girl - one who tightens your nuts!
"Check out that spanner, i would'nt mind getting into her toolbox!"
by Dainty Lardarse December 13, 2015
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