Definitions by Daddy’s Patties
Blueberries
Beware of the blueberries…one time when I was on the bench press I was locked in on my set until I clocked some blueberries passing by in my peripheral vision and nearly had my chest caved in when I turned to look at them they took me out of flow state halfway into a rep
Blueberries by Daddy’s Patties April 30, 2026
Matcha and missionary
The full frontal version of boba and backshots where you follow the same template of buying fine shyt some matcha and then taking her to the crib for railing her in missionary
Hey bro how’d the date go last night? You get some boba and backshots action? Nah she wanted that matcha and missionary
Matcha and missionary by Daddy’s Patties April 15, 2026
Pussyrosion
It’s when her shit is so busted out from sheer quantity of cocks taken over time that the labial folds and clit kinda just subtly melds into the rest of the surrounding skin
Dude 1: did u crack fine shyt yet?
Dude 2: nah bro I was right about that one having an infinite body count when she spread her legs all I saw was eroded pussy call that pussyrosion
Dude 2: nah bro I was right about that one having an infinite body count when she spread her legs all I saw was eroded pussy call that pussyrosion
Pussyrosion by Daddy’s Patties March 17, 2026