Definitions by Daddy’s Patties

Goonerrhea

A variant of gonorrhea where the symptoms are so severe that you cannot even masturbate anymore

I cracked some gonorrhea huzz and one of them had it so bad she gave me goonerrhea now I can’t even goon anymore

Goonerrhea by Daddy’s Patties May 11, 2026

Cognac and Cowgirl

The alcoholic version of beverage date ideas such as boba and backshots & matcha and missionary.

So many different ways to get the huzz that involve taking them out for a drink I mean you’ve heard of boba and backshots you’ve heard of matcha and missionary but now we present to you the most fun version yet…cognac and cowgirl!

Cognac and Cowgirl by Daddy’s Patties May 3, 2026

Blueberries

A fat juicy ass in some tight blue gym leggings

Beware of the blueberries…one time when I was on the bench press I was locked in on my set until I clocked some blueberries passing by in my peripheral vision and nearly had my chest caved in when I turned to look at them they took me out of flow state halfway into a rep

Blueberries by Daddy’s Patties April 30, 2026

Matcha and missionary

The full frontal version of boba and backshots where you follow the same template of buying fine shyt some matcha and then taking her to the crib for railing her in missionary

Hey bro how’d the date go last night? You get some boba and backshots action? Nah she wanted that matcha and missionary

Matcha and missionary by Daddy’s Patties April 15, 2026

Pussyrosion

It’s when her shit is so busted out from sheer quantity of cocks taken over time that the labial folds and clit kinda just subtly melds into the rest of the surrounding skin

Dude 1: did u crack fine shyt yet?
Dude 2: nah bro I was right about that one having an infinite body count when she spread her legs all I saw was eroded pussy call that pussyrosion

Pussyrosion by Daddy’s Patties March 17, 2026