Daddy's Patties's definitions

For The ER

It’s like for the streets but the hospital version.

An ICU nurse and a medsurg/tele RN are in the break room discussing how they have to make up for their ER’s incompetence.
ICU nurse: God I feel like we have to pick up their slack all the time
Medsurg/Tele nurse: what do they even do over there??
ICU nurse: what you mean besides each other?
Medsurg/Tele nurse: haha true I know one of them and her poor husband doesn’t know she gets loving from her coworkers, doctors, EMTs, paramedics, firemen, police, coroners, patients I mean he’s married to an Arby’s sandwich at this point
ICU nurse: oh yeah she’s for the ER for sure

by Daddy's Patties February 26, 2025

Tachybating

When a hospital patient’s heart rate is going crazy high and when you check on them they’re just laying there beating their shit

Nurse 1: damn bro that patient’s heart rate just jumped into the 160s should I get the crash cart ready?
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating

by Daddy's Patties March 14, 2025

Goon-O

It’s the UNO card game we all know and love except the stakes involve a bukkake for the person with the most cards left in their deck

“Dude why are some of these UNO cards stuck together”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”

by Daddy's Patties September 24, 2025

Stradihsmus

It’s like strabismus the condition with the wandering eye but you do it while getting the dih. That stupid shit the porn actresses all do with their eye reactions that makes them look retarded when they’re getting their guts absolutely puréed in order to get their videos viral these days.

“Bro who’s your fave 🌽 star?”
“Ehhh call me a little old school but I like Carter Cruise”
“Hold up ain’t she the one that started the stradihsmus trend that they all do now to make it look like they’re getting cracked real good?”
“Yurrr that’s the one 🙂 ↕️”

by Daddy's Patties September 27, 2025

Nico’d

(In honor of rightfully now former Mavs GM Nico Harrison) to be given away in any capacity by someone who didn’t see your value and hires literal dog shyt to replace you meanwhile the next person to take a chance on you sees success

Exhibit 1: A guy who takes his job seriously gets fired so a position is opened up for the boss’s dumbass girlfriend to work in and the guys next employer is getting better Yelp reviews than his last job by time he’s off orientation already. He got nico’d.
Exhibit 2: A guy’s mid looking chronically cheating gf finally gets caught and she leaves him for the streets then proceeds to catch syphilis and the soul mate he finds after is a total baddie. He got nico’d.

by Daddy's Patties December 1, 2025

Fleet on the Meat

When a man has unlimited rizz as evident by numerous bitches on his dick

Guy 1: bro look at the roster of sneaky links I got in my phone so far
Guy 2: damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us you got a whole ass fleet on the meat

by Daddy's Patties March 5, 2023

GooneyTunes

Porn

Me: it’s about that time I go in my room lock the door and watch me some GooneyTunes
Bro: don’t you mean LooneyTunes? And why would u need that much privacy it’s just Bugs Bunny
Me: nah bro GooneyTunes = porn I’m gonna watch something I can goon to

by Daddy's Patties April 19, 2025