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YUI short for yapping under the influence is when you’ve had a little too much to drink and now you find yourself spilling all the chisme and your real feelings that you wouldn’t while sober
“I was a little too buzzed last night and blacked out did I say or do anything embarrassing?”
“Yeah you caught a YUI case my boy we got your confession on camera to like 39 homicides 10 car robberies and 4 missing sets of local WiFi lead wires
“Yeah you caught a YUI case my boy we got your confession on camera to like 39 homicides 10 car robberies and 4 missing sets of local WiFi lead wires
by Daddy's Patties December 13, 2024
Get the YUI mug.I asked fine shyt if she was into painting before I busted all over her and thought I was Picasso the way I genuinely made a goonsterpiece of her face
by Daddy's Patties August 29, 2025
Get the Goonsterpiece mug.An ICU nurse and a medsurg/tele RN are in the break room discussing how they have to make up for their ER’s incompetence.
ICU nurse: God I feel like we have to pick up their slack all the time
Medsurg/Tele nurse: what do they even do over there??
ICU nurse: what you mean besides each other?
Medsurg/Tele nurse: haha true I know one of them and her poor husband doesn’t know she gets loving from her coworkers, doctors, EMTs, paramedics, firemen, police, coroners, patients I mean he’s married to an Arby’s sandwich at this point
ICU nurse: oh yeah she’s for the ER for sure
ICU nurse: God I feel like we have to pick up their slack all the time
Medsurg/Tele nurse: what do they even do over there??
ICU nurse: what you mean besides each other?
Medsurg/Tele nurse: haha true I know one of them and her poor husband doesn’t know she gets loving from her coworkers, doctors, EMTs, paramedics, firemen, police, coroners, patients I mean he’s married to an Arby’s sandwich at this point
ICU nurse: oh yeah she’s for the ER for sure
by Daddy's Patties February 26, 2025
Get the For The ER mug.When a hospital patient’s heart rate is going crazy high and when you check on them they’re just laying there beating their shit
Nurse 1: damn bro that patient’s heart rate just jumped into the 160s should I get the crash cart ready?
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating
by Daddy's Patties March 14, 2025
Get the Tachybating mug.Me: it’s about that time I go in my room lock the door and watch me some GooneyTunes
Bro: don’t you mean LooneyTunes? And why would u need that much privacy it’s just Bugs Bunny
Me: nah bro GooneyTunes = porn I’m gonna watch something I can goon to
Bro: don’t you mean LooneyTunes? And why would u need that much privacy it’s just Bugs Bunny
Me: nah bro GooneyTunes = porn I’m gonna watch something I can goon to
by Daddy's Patties April 19, 2025
Get the GooneyTunes mug.My main sneaky link in the roster is my choptopus…yeah she may be chopped shyt but at the same time she my favorite eater I mean the absolute throat goat so she makes up for it fr
by Daddy's Patties May 17, 2025
Get the Choptopus mug.It’s the UNO card game we all know and love except the stakes involve a bukkake for the person with the most cards left in their deck
“Dude why are some of these UNO cards stuck together”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”
by Daddy's Patties September 24, 2025
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