Daddy's Patties's definitions
To slay someone (most commonly an opp) with a firearm swiftly with maximum prejudice and minimum hesitation
My bros and I were plotting to run a 3 man on this trio of baddies but things went south when one of their boyfriends appeared out of nowhere to switch down the homie that went up to initiate.
by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024
Get the Switch downmug. YUI short for yapping under the influence is when you’ve had a little too much to drink and now you find yourself spilling all the chisme and your real feelings that you wouldn’t while sober
“I was a little too buzzed last night and blacked out did I say or do anything embarrassing?”
“Yeah you caught a YUI case my boy we got your confession on camera to like 39 homicides 10 car robberies and 4 missing sets of local WiFi lead wires
“Yeah you caught a YUI case my boy we got your confession on camera to like 39 homicides 10 car robberies and 4 missing sets of local WiFi lead wires
by Daddy's Patties December 13, 2024
Get the YUImug. It’s the UNO card game we all know and love except the stakes involve a bukkake for the person with the most cards left in their deck
“Dude why are some of these UNO cards stuck together”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”
by Daddy's Patties September 24, 2025
Get the Goon-Omug. A term referring to a female sexual partner so obese in body mass that her primary function being served to the male partner is to use the fat rolls in her abdomen as literal shelves for food storage
Me getting back home from a long exhausting day at work: mmmm I can't wait to finish last night's leftovers
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️
by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019
Get the Pantry Pussymug. When a hospital patient’s heart rate is going crazy high and when you check on them they’re just laying there beating their shit
Nurse 1: damn bro that patient’s heart rate just jumped into the 160s should I get the crash cart ready?
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating
by Daddy's Patties March 14, 2025
Get the Tachybatingmug. A fetish in which one inserts something high in sugar in their mouth and allow it to dissolve before proceeding to drool or actively eject its broken down remains onto their partner and watch it run off their body or simply just stick there until it eventually becomes absorbed by or stick to their skin.
"I took a big swig from a gallon of fruit punch in which I drowned enough sour patch kids to induce a diabetic coma and then that's when I dumped that huge load of sweet saliva on my dear Delilah."
by Daddy's Patties February 4, 2019
Get the Sweet Salivamug. Guy 1: bro look at the roster of sneaky links I got in my phone so far
Guy 2: damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us you got a whole ass fleet on the meat
Guy 2: damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us you got a whole ass fleet on the meat
by Daddy's Patties March 5, 2023
Get the Fleet on the Meatmug.