An ICU nurse and a medsurg/tele RN are in the break room discussing how they have to make up for their ER’s incompetence.
ICU nurse: God I feel like we have to pick up their slack all the time
Medsurg/Tele nurse: what do they even do over there??
ICU nurse: what you mean besides each other?
Medsurg/Tele nurse: haha true I know one of them and her poor husband doesn’t know she gets loving from her coworkers, doctors, EMTs, paramedics, firemen, police, coroners, patients I mean he’s married to an Arby’s sandwich at this point
ICU nurse: oh yeah she’s for the ER for sure
ICU nurse: God I feel like we have to pick up their slack all the time
Medsurg/Tele nurse: what do they even do over there??
ICU nurse: what you mean besides each other?
Medsurg/Tele nurse: haha true I know one of them and her poor husband doesn’t know she gets loving from her coworkers, doctors, EMTs, paramedics, firemen, police, coroners, patients I mean he’s married to an Arby’s sandwich at this point
ICU nurse: oh yeah she’s for the ER for sure
by Daddy's Patties February 26, 2025
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Guy 2: damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us you got a whole ass fleet on the meat
Guy 2: damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us you got a whole ass fleet on the meat
by Daddy's Patties March 05, 2023
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Person with genuine musical taste: I would much rather prefer listening to a version of Thotiana where his pace matches the beat of the song or a version of West Coast with simply just G-Eazy and YG since they actually have talent, experience and most of all...brain cells. Can't say the same for anybody that decides to Blue Face thru the whole track smh.
Typical 2019 mumble-rap dick-riding retard: Ehhh I'll have to disagree with you there buddy. Blue Face is like the next level of music and the modern Beethoven next to artists such as Lil Pump and Sheck Wes.
Typical 2019 mumble-rap dick-riding retard: Ehhh I'll have to disagree with you there buddy. Blue Face is like the next level of music and the modern Beethoven next to artists such as Lil Pump and Sheck Wes.
by Daddy's Patties April 09, 2019
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Thot: no and who's Jack?
Boi: you're gonna be climbing something reaching so far in the air that you can't see where it ends from down here but it's no beanstalk 😈 it's a Skin Skyscraper
Thot: no and who's Jack?
Boi: you're gonna be climbing something reaching so far in the air that you can't see where it ends from down here but it's no beanstalk 😈 it's a Skin Skyscraper
by Daddy's Patties November 09, 2019
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"I took a big swig from a gallon of fruit punch in which I drowned enough sour patch kids to induce a diabetic coma and then that's when I dumped that huge load of sweet saliva on my dear Delilah."
by Daddy's Patties February 04, 2019
Get the Sweet Saliva mug.When a hospital patient’s heart rate is going crazy high and when you check on them they’re just laying there beating their shit
Nurse 1: damn bro that patient’s heart rate just jumped into the 160s should I get the crash cart ready?
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating
by Daddy's Patties March 14, 2025
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