Da Wizard of OZ's definitions

north carolina

Redneckland, U.S.A.

People in North Carolina are so southern and redneck they make people in Virginia look like Canadians, no fucking joke

by Da Wizard Of OZ December 14, 2009

mike tyson sandwich

A Mike Tyson Sandwich is a Sandwich that's loaded with breaded deep fried chunks of Ribeye Steak, lettuce, tomato, onions, bacon, melted swiss cheese, and dijon mustard all served on a toasted Sub Roll that is at least 12" long. It was reportedly invented at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan. It's supposedly called the "Mike Tyson" Sandwich, because due to it's Fried Steak, Bacon, and Cheese combo, it will knock your heart the fuck out, much like Mike Tyson would.

When I had a Mike Tyson Sandwich in Canada....I mean, Michigan, it was like this:

I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line

by Da Wizard Of OZ November 22, 2009

Derby Line

A small town in Vermont on the U.S.-Canada border. This small New England hamlet is full of French Canadians due to it being right next to Quebec. There are also lots of weed smoking skater punks and hippies here too. People here speak with a thick Canadian accent, although it's not French Canadian, just regular Canadian for some reason.

<Person From Derby Line> Did ya know dat we're only a half mile from Quebec der, EH?
<Person From Quebec> Pourquoi es stupide Vermont a cote de notre belle terre de Quebec?!?
<Person From Derby Line> Ya know, I don't GAHT oohny idear what ya just said, but alright *walks 10 feet north to get to Canada*

by Da Wizard Of OZ July 2, 2009

Ayumi Hamasaki

what fat nerdy white boys from iowa like to whack off to (hehe)

johnny is a fat white boy from iowa so therefore he beats his junk to ayumi hamasaki's uber cute petite japanese body

by Da Wizard Of OZ January 25, 2011

go to dell

An insult far worse then the tame, G-rated slam "Go to Hell".

When your pissed at someone, tell them to Go to DELL.

An example of telling someone to Go to Dell:

Ron: "Hey did you know I fucked your girlfriend up the ass yesterday in your car?"
Don: "Pfffffft, I don't care."
Ron: "But did you know that I got my Cumstains on the backseat of your BMW?"
Don: "FUCK YOU NIGGER, GO TO DELL!!!!!"
Ron: "No, you go to DELL!!!!!!!!!"

by Da Wizard of OZ November 10, 2009

Maryland

Where the North begins. A great state, a wonderland full of fields and rivers and crabs. Bordered by Washington, D.C., Pennsylvania, Delaware, Virginia, and West Virginia, this great state is home to D.C. suburbs, Baltimore aka Da Charm City, and The Chesapeake Bay (da Chest-Peak, eh?). The accent spoken in this state is the same Canadian sounding accent that's spoken in Wisconsin, but that can't be said for the state south of it (Virginia). It's a microcosm of America, and it's next to both Our Nation's Capital and the Ohio-meets-Fughettaboutit state of Pennsylvania. A great state to live in or visit.

Maryland: The Best Place On Earth

by Da Wizard Of OZ June 19, 2009

whatcha goos doin dere eh

Minnesotan phrase meaning "What are you guys doing?" Used primarily in Minnesota and Michigan. The Canadian accent spoken in Minnesota attributes to this pronunciation of this kickass phrase.

An Example Of "WHATCHA GOOS DOIN DERE EH"

*After Jon sees Ron tie up some dude to a chair and strap a Gasoline bottle onto him*

Jon: "Whatcha guys doin dere EHHHHHHH????????"
Ron: "I dun nah"
Jon: "EHHHHHH????????? What de fack yah TAHKIN 'boot?"

*Ron Shrinks Jon down with a Shrink Ray to 12 inches tall*

Jon: "De boost 'vention to edder cewm 'oot a Da-Troy Meeesh-er-goon, EHHHHH????????? De Shrink 'Ay is GAAAAAAHD"

by Da Wizard Of OZ December 14, 2009