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A large amount of hair located around the buttocks and anal region. Some people decide not to shave this region due to the fact that it renders the individual immune to any attempts at sodomy.
Dude 1: "Yo man, I heard your homeboy just got out of the pen, did he get it up the butt at all?"
Dude 2: "Nah doggy, that mutha fucka's ass has an impenetrable bush, no one got near that shit."
Dude 2: "Nah doggy, that mutha fucka's ass has an impenetrable bush, no one got near that shit."
by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
Get the Impenetrable bush mug.Dude 1: "Dude I can't believe the shit you said when my girlfriend was around last night"
Dude 2: "What? What did I say?"
Dude 1: "Talking about my ex and telling her about how jealous I was about the pics I saw, what the hell man?"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, my bad, I don't even remember"
Dude 1: "Drunk guilt sucks huh?"
Dude 2: "What? What did I say?"
Dude 1: "Talking about my ex and telling her about how jealous I was about the pics I saw, what the hell man?"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, my bad, I don't even remember"
Dude 1: "Drunk guilt sucks huh?"
by Da Vin Chee February 1, 2010
Get the Drunk guilt mug.A person at work that keeps tabs on when his or her co-workers come in to work, how long of a lunch they take and when they leave work.
Dude 1: "15 minutes late again..."
Dude 2: "What? You talking about me"
Dude 1: "Yeah, you're always 15 minutes late and you leave 10 minutes early too"
Dude 2: "Fucking clock watcher"
Dude 2: "What? You talking about me"
Dude 1: "Yeah, you're always 15 minutes late and you leave 10 minutes early too"
Dude 2: "Fucking clock watcher"
by Da Vin Chee January 26, 2010
Get the Clock watcher mug.The act of toasting an entire sandwich by squeezing it into a regular toaster instead of a toaster oven.
Dude 1: "Hey man, how'd that house catch on fire?"
Dude 2: "Man, the dude that lives there was trying to get his sub sandwich ghetto toasted!"
Dude 2: "Man, the dude that lives there was trying to get his sub sandwich ghetto toasted!"
by Da Vin Chee December 9, 2009
Get the Ghetto Toasted mug.A dickety dick is a jerk who is dicker than other dicks because of his selfish nature and disregard of other people's well beings.
Dude 1: "Man, I can't believe our ride left us at the club with the bill and took all the girls we worked on to his crib"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that guy is such a dickety dick!"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that guy is such a dickety dick!"
by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009
Get the Dickety dick mug.Dude 1: "Yo man! Did you take that chick back to your place last night or what?"
Dude 2: "Which chick? The one from the party?? Hell no son! That bitch is burnt! I was just hella drunk!"
Dude 1: "Word"
Dude 2: "Which chick? The one from the party?? Hell no son! That bitch is burnt! I was just hella drunk!"
Dude 1: "Word"
by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009
Get the Burnt mug.When banks process your largest transactions first and your smallest ones last. This process only happens when you don't have enough money in your bank and the bank delays your smaller pending transactions to screw you in the asshole with insufficient funds fees.
Dude 1: "Fuck dude! My bill came through today and so did all the money I spend over the weekend!"
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."
by Da Vin Chee January 13, 2010
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