Da Vin Chee's definitions

Punch bounce back

When someone gets punched so hard that they stumble back, bounce off an object and return to the person who punched them just to get punched again.

Dude 1: "Man, my homey got in a fight last night at the party."
Dude 2: "Word? Did he whoop the guy's ass?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, gave the guy a punch bounce back from a wall, that guy was done for!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Foreign note taker

A foreign guy that barely speaks English, so he writes down everything he's told.

Dude 1: "So here is how you setup the terminal..."
Foreign dude: "Ok let me write"
Dude 1: "Dude it was simple, you gotta write that shit down?"
Foreign dude: "Yes, talk slow please"
Dude 1: "Damnit, I'm stuck with a foreign note taker!"
Foreign dude: "How you spell that?"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Drunk guilt

The feeling people get the day after they are drunk and do embarassing things.

Dude 1: "Dude I can't believe the shit you said when my girlfriend was around last night"
Dude 2: "What? What did I say?"
Dude 1: "Talking about my ex and telling her about how jealous I was about the pics I saw, what the hell man?"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, my bad, I don't even remember"
Dude 1: "Drunk guilt sucks huh?"

by Da Vin Chee February 1, 2010

Clock watcher

A person at work that keeps tabs on when his or her co-workers come in to work, how long of a lunch they take and when they leave work.

Dude 1: "15 minutes late again..."
Dude 2: "What? You talking about me"
Dude 1: "Yeah, you're always 15 minutes late and you leave 10 minutes early too"
Dude 2: "Fucking clock watcher"

by Da Vin Chee January 26, 2010

Birthday beatdown

The act of beating a friend senseless during his birthday. This custom is very common with young men of Mexican descent.

Dude 1: "Hey man, did you know it's chiquito's birthday today?"
Dude 2: "Orale holmes, let's give him a good birthday beatdown after school."
Dude 1: "Si-mon, make sure he doesn't skip 6th period to run home like a little bitch."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Orange gobbler

A person who can peel and eat several oranges in a very quick manner. This individual needs to have quick fingers and an expandable throat.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, what did you do with the oranges you just got from the pantry?"
Dude 2: "Umm... I already ate them"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude! I was only gone for like 2 minutes! You're a fucking orange gobbler!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Pop pop diggy diggy

The sound a car emits when it has engine troubles or when it's just a piece of junk.

Dude 1: "Hey man, what happened to your Olds?"
Dude 2: "Dude that shit went pop pop diggy diggy for the last time son... it's done for"
Dude 1: "May it rest in peace doggy..."

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010