Da Real JZ's definitions

Grafter

First spliff/joint/Marijuana cigarette of the day. A double meaning - As grafter refering to the fact that to a heavy marijuana smoker, the first joint of the day is the only one that really works. As well as meaning after smoking the afformentioned first joint, between the smoker and the joint, the joint is the only thing thats going to work!

Man A "Come on Dave you lazy sod come and give us a hand". Dave "I cant the grafter got the better of me".

by Da Real JZ March 10, 2009

Layover

To fart whilst walking along and then coming to a halt, the stench one is met with that hasn't quite escaped ones pants.

friend A to friend B walking down the street.

"Whoo I just let one go, I wouldnt wanna be the person behind us now, it was a real eggy rumpster!"

Friend B to friend A as that stop 5 meters later.

"Jeez you werent kiddin I just got a hefty waft of layover"

by Da Real JZ March 14, 2009

Vagetarian

Either a straight male or lesbian. Generally only used to describe lesbians

Shelley, my boyfriends best friend is a real hunk and currently single, I could introduce you. Thanks but no thanks I've become a Vagetarian.

by Da Real JZ January 1, 2009

Drip tray

A womans mouth proceeding a bukkake party

"Shoulda seen her drip tray, more slops than the Nags Head."

by Da Real JZ January 3, 2009

Cupid's toothpaste

Sperm, particularly in a womans mouth

"Bosh bosh, give her both lumps, she was brushing with cupid's toothpaste this morning."

by Da Real JZ January 3, 2009

Both lumps

A particularly hefty ejaculation

"did she put out", "too right she was proper nasty, gave her both lumps, bosh bosh, left her with a face like a plasterer's radio"

by Da Real JZ February 21, 2009

Panty Grease

Cocaine

Cor look at those two slappers, they're a guaranteed 2 line rule, you got the panty grease?

by Da Real JZ February 12, 2009