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Definitions by Da Nastee One

Your best friend in the world and the guy you always go to the bars with
Buy your wingman a beer for "distracting" (wink, wink) the cock blocking grenade for you
wingman by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004

fall on the grenade 

Hot chicks always hang out in groups. There is always one she-beast in a group of hot chicks. That's the grenade. The grenade's job is to cock block for her hot friends... if the grenade ain't gettin love, the hot chicks ain't either!
Always designate a wingman to fall on the grenade!

sports guy

a total fuckin idiot
Dude! This is a fuckin 4th of July picnic softball game! This ain't the fuckin World Series! Calm the fuck down, dude!
sports guy by Da Nastee One May 6, 2004

greasy pierre 

almost butt fucking a chick; cock-to-ass contact without the anal penetration
Greasy Pierre! Shit, I'd rather butt fuck ya!
greasy pierre by Da Nastee One April 30, 2004

hippie lettuce 

cheap, poor quality marijuana commonly consumed by high school & college students
Kids in college smoke hippie lettuce cuz that's the only MJ they can afford!
hippie lettuce by Da Nastee One February 3, 2004

trailer park skank 

a rural white woman who:
1) lives in a trailer with her juvenile delinquent brats and lazy-ass, drunken, won't-get-a-job boyfriend;
2) works in a "happy ending" style massage parlor or strip club;
3) puts up with her drunk-ass, racist bastard redneck of a boyfriend physical abuse because he "loves" her "so much;"
4) uses language that would make a trucker blush; and
5) her brats all have different fathers!
Trailer parks may also have one or all of the following physical difficiencies:
1) less than 5 teeth;
2) 290 to 350 pound weight range;
3) a lazy eye; or
4) facial hair.
trailer park skank by Da Nastee One January 30, 2004

El Mariachi 

Main character in "El Mariachi" trilogy: "El Mariachi," "Desperado," and "Once Upon a Time in Mexico;" portrayed by Spaniard Antonio Banderas in the latter 2 movies
El Mariachi was a vengenace-seeking badass, Bro!
El Mariachi by Da Nastee One December 3, 2003