Definitions by Da Nastee One

open a can of whup ass 

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation

last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet

open a can of whup ass by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

lipstick lesbian

a really hot feminine lesbian as opposed to a butch bull dyke

theres nothin better than lipstick lesbians

lipstick lesbian by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

bull dyke 

a manly agressive lesbian

dont mess with a bull dyke or she will open a can of whup ass on ya

bull dyke by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

swamp ass 

"Swamp ass" is the putrid stench eminating from the human groin. It is caused by sweat and/or not wiping the ass sufficiently.

No woman is going to lick your balls if you suffer from swamp ass!

swamp ass by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

spice girls 

a "girl band" (they did not play instruments) from the United Kingdom that became popular in the mid-90's; their members were commonly called Scary, Sporty, Posh, Ginger & Baby; the Spice Girls' popularity died after Ginger quit and before their third CD dropped; responsible for that goofy movie "Spice World"

The Spice Girls invented the following "girl band" formula:

1) the only one who can actually sing (Scary);
2) the butch one (Sporty);
3) the sexy one (Ginger);
4) the "cute 'n' bubbly" one (Baby); and
5) the stuck-up one (Posh).

spice girls by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004

she-beast 

a fat, ugly, foul-smelling wench who makes it a point to mooch of her hot chick friends

I wouldn't fuck that she-beast with a stolen dick!

she-beast by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004

fall on the grenade 

Hot chicks always hang out in groups. There is always one she-beast in a group of hot chicks. That's the grenade. The grenade's job is to cock block for her hot friends... if the grenade ain't gettin love, the hot chicks ain't either!

Always designate a wingman to fall on the grenade!

fall on the grenade by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004