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The next new "lol".
XD supposedly represents a laughing face, but yet it has no comedic value to it whatsoever.
It's used by people who basically can't think of anything better to say.
Just another overused statement made on nearly everything.
XD supposedly represents a laughing face, but yet it has no comedic value to it whatsoever.
It's used by people who basically can't think of anything better to say.
Just another overused statement made on nearly everything.
Person 1: GAH! I just stubbed my toe!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: What are you laughing about?! It's now bleeding quite badly, and I have a risk to get a bad infection!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: What in God's name is wrong with you?! Call the medics!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: *Dies.*
Person 2: XD
See? Person 1 died because of XD, over a stubbed toe. Don't use XD.
Person 2: XD
Person 1: What are you laughing about?! It's now bleeding quite badly, and I have a risk to get a bad infection!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: What in God's name is wrong with you?! Call the medics!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: *Dies.*
Person 2: XD
See? Person 1 died because of XD, over a stubbed toe. Don't use XD.
by Da Milkman April 26, 2009
Get the XD mug."Fail" is a word that is more than often overused online. Unfortunately it has spewed into mainstream society and now is being used in every day life, much like "epic".
People who "fail" generally are not even trying to accomplish anything, or they simply do something different than you. This word is most commonly used by annoying teenagers (who put a bad reputation on gaming), who shout "FAIL!" every time someone makes a slight error.
If you point out an obvious flaw by saying "FAIL" you're obviously a failure yourself for having lack of logic.
People who "fail" generally are not even trying to accomplish anything, or they simply do something different than you. This word is most commonly used by annoying teenagers (who put a bad reputation on gaming), who shout "FAIL!" every time someone makes a slight error.
If you point out an obvious flaw by saying "FAIL" you're obviously a failure yourself for having lack of logic.
Kid: I just tripped because someone...tripped me.
Idiot who doesn't use logic to realize it wasn't the kids fault for being tripped, it was actually the other persons fault: FAIL!
Idiot who doesn't use logic to realize it wasn't the kids fault for being tripped, it was actually the other persons fault: FAIL!
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
Get the Fail mug."First Reply" or "First Replying" is the act of roaming forums, seeing a topic that has been newly created, and quickly clicking and typing "First!" or "First reply!" or the most common "FIRST REPLY!".
More than often, others too are attempting to post first, so you will see multiple "first replies".
This act is often discouraged, as it serves of no relevance to the topic creator (or anyone else for that matter).
More than often, others too are attempting to post first, so you will see multiple "first replies".
This act is often discouraged, as it serves of no relevance to the topic creator (or anyone else for that matter).
Person 1: *Creates new topic.*
Person 2: FIRST REPLY!
Moderator: Annoying child, BURN! *Presses ban button."
Person 2: FIRST REPLY!
Moderator: Annoying child, BURN! *Presses ban button."
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
Get the first reply mug.The "Ban Button" is a hypothetical button (though some network administrators and moderators actually have a key assigned to said feature), that more than often refers to banning someone from something for some particular reason.
The "Ban Button" can refer to a number of things, whether it be a button on a forum or game that bans, or a key that bans.
The origins are not entirely sure of.
The "Ban Button" can refer to a number of things, whether it be a button on a forum or game that bans, or a key that bans.
The origins are not entirely sure of.
Person 1: I'm trolling you!
Admin: *Presses the "Ban Button".*
Person 1: Aww! I'm so angry now I'm going to threaten to take down this site with my bare hands yet I will not do anything because deep down inside I'm scared!
Admin: *Presses the "Ban Button".*
Person 1: Aww! I'm so angry now I'm going to threaten to take down this site with my bare hands yet I will not do anything because deep down inside I'm scared!
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
Get the Ban Button mug.Really used by the U.S. Pork company, but now it's become a term to define a white person who trys to act black, and the black people seem to notice and say "oh look, the other white meat". Now it's overused by white people who think they are funny.
Wigger: Fo shizzle!
Black Person: Yo whitey you're the other white meat.
Wigger: Cool! Now I'm going to got say that to my friends in an attempt to be funny!
Black Person: Yo whitey you're the other white meat.
Wigger: Cool! Now I'm going to got say that to my friends in an attempt to be funny!
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
Get the The Other White Meat mug.The newest flash game to hit the internet. It happens to be a barbarian-style game in which you spam someones email, they fight you, you get "EXP" (experience points), and so on.
This game is particularly annoying, as people create loads of links to their stupid "Brutes" on forums. People spend way too much time on this game.
This game is particularly annoying, as people create loads of links to their stupid "Brutes" on forums. People spend way too much time on this game.
Person 1: stupididiot12.mybrute.com
Person 2: What is that? Sounds like a place for sickos.
Person 1: NO WAY! MyBrute is the best new flash game that gives you zero control EVER!
Person 2: What is that? Sounds like a place for sickos.
Person 1: NO WAY! MyBrute is the best new flash game that gives you zero control EVER!
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
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It's just the background image located behind the "Urban Dictionary" logo. It just so happens you might accidental drag it into the box when trying to click inside the search box.
I'm certain we've all encountered it at least once.
I'm certain we've all encountered it at least once.
http://static3.urbandictionary.com/images/header_background_right.jpg?1240619761
It's just the background image.
It's just the background image.
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
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