subaru

The bastard step-child of the Japanese auto industry. Kinda like the japanese version of American Motors.

by Da Dude October 18, 2003

ted nugent

A talented, patriotic, and quite funny rock guitarist. Should run for President of the US.

by Da Dude October 18, 2003

janet jackson

The only good thing to come from the Jackson family...so far.

by Da Dude October 18, 2003

Akron

Superior to its larger northern neighbor, Cleveland, in many ways. Best city in Ohio besides Columbus for economic growth, real estate, and entertainment.

by Da Dude October 18, 2003

Yngwie Malmsteen

A total dick as a person, but an amazing guitar player nonetheless.

by Da Dude October 18, 2003

Toyota

Company with a new slogan:<p>From the same nice folks who gave you Pearl Harbor.

by Da Dude October 18, 2003

N*sync

An untalented manufactured singing group that can't play instruments. They are all homos, but since they appeal to 9 year old mini-sluts with no pubic hair, they got rich. See the Backstreet Boys.

by Da Dude October 18, 2003