Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
by DSeanK January 28, 2015
Hey Sam, Each drink has Bottle Rules. The Jack Daniels Bottle rules are, you must include a toast to Jack himself. The Makers Mark must be drank while naked. Each Shot of Wild Turkey must be accompanied with a text to your Mom. You have to take your shirt off when drinking Cuervo.
by DSeanK January 16, 2015
A tragic yard decoration that has only one use. A way to identify which neighbors are Swingers.
A really hideous mirrored reflection ball placed on a stand in ones front yard.
A really hideous mirrored reflection ball placed on a stand in ones front yard.
by DSeanK May 21, 2017
Francine was regularly breakfasting and was usually asleep by noon.
We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.
We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.
by DSeanK February 18, 2017
A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.
A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.
A #Lettuce Wrap
A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.
A #Lettuce Wrap
Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."
I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.
I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.
by DSeanK May 13, 2021
v. to take a clothing optional vacation, esp. away from home for pleasure and recreation.
n. the part of your vacation you’ll brag to friends about.
(rhymes with vacation) Na*ka*tion
nude nudist nudism naturist naturism clothing optional naked vacation travel trip mancation
n. the part of your vacation you’ll brag to friends about.
(rhymes with vacation) Na*ka*tion
nude nudist nudism naturist naturism clothing optional naked vacation travel trip mancation
by DSeanK February 18, 2008
Fruity bottled alcoholic drinks made to look like they are for men.
i.e. Mikes Hard Lemonade, Parrot Bay, Smirnoff Ice, Reds Apple Ale, etc.
wine
wine cooler
alcohol
beer
booze
drunk
drink
drinking
i.e. Mikes Hard Lemonade, Parrot Bay, Smirnoff Ice, Reds Apple Ale, etc.
wine
wine cooler
alcohol
beer
booze
drunk
drink
drinking
by DSeanK August 12, 2016