DSeanK's definitions

Turtleing

When you have to poop so bad and it feels as if it is starting to poke out. Only to have you force it back in via a strong clench.

I must get back to the room I am Turtleing right now. Hurry Up! I am Turtleing!

by DSeanK January 26, 2015

Man Cooler

Fruity bottled alcoholic drinks made to look like they are for men.

i.e. Mikes Hard Lemonade, Parrot Bay, Smirnoff Ice, Reds Apple Ale, etc.

wine
wine cooler
alcohol
beer
booze
drunk
drink
drinking

Dude, put down the Man Cooler, drink beer like a man.

by DSeanK August 12, 2016

Man Cooler

Fruity bottled alcoholic drinks made to look like they are for men.

i.e. Mikes Hard Lemonade, Parrot Bay, Smirnoff Ice, Reds Apple Ale, etc.

wine
wine cooler
alcohol
beer
booze
drunk
drink
drinking

Dude, put down the Man Cooler, drink beer like a man.

by DSeanK August 12, 2016

Breakfasting

Drinking alcohol before 10am any day of the week

Francine was regularly breakfasting and was usually asleep by noon.

We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.

by DSeanK February 18, 2017

Gazing Ball

A tragic yard decoration that has only one use. A way to identify which neighbors are Swingers.

A really hideous mirrored reflection ball placed on a stand in ones front yard.

Desperate, Francine placed a Gazing Ball in her front yard to let the neighborhood know, it is on!

by DSeanK May 21, 2017

Man Cooler

Fruity bottled alcoholic drinks made to look like they are for men.

i.e. Mikes Hard Lemonade, Parrot Bay, Smirnoff Ice, Reds Apple Ale, etc.

wine
wine cooler
alcohol
beer
booze
drunk
drink
drinking

Dude, put down the Man Cooler, drink beer like a man.

by DSeanK August 12, 2016

Handheld Meat Salad

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap

Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.

by DSeanK May 13, 2021