Golden Gophered

Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.

The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.

Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
by DSeanK January 28, 2015
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Bottle Rules

Each Bottle of Alcohol has specific rules for drinking it.
Hey Sam, Each drink has Bottle Rules. The Jack Daniels Bottle rules are, you must include a toast to Jack himself. The Makers Mark must be drank while naked. Each Shot of Wild Turkey must be accompanied with a text to your Mom. You have to take your shirt off when drinking Cuervo.
by DSeanK January 16, 2015
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Gazing Ball

A tragic yard decoration that has only one use. A way to identify which neighbors are Swingers.

A really hideous mirrored reflection ball placed on a stand in ones front yard.
Desperate, Francine placed a Gazing Ball in her front yard to let the neighborhood know, it is on!
by DSeanK May 21, 2017
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Breakfasting

Francine was regularly breakfasting and was usually asleep by noon.

We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.
by DSeanK February 18, 2017
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Handheld Meat Salad

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap
Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.
by DSeanK May 13, 2021
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nakation

v. to take a clothing optional vacation, esp. away from home for pleasure and recreation.

n. the part of your vacation you’ll brag to friends about.

(rhymes with vacation) Na*ka*tion

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For Spring Break this year we are going on a Nakation.
by DSeanK February 18, 2008
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Man Cooler

Fruity bottled alcoholic drinks made to look like they are for men.

i.e. Mikes Hard Lemonade, Parrot Bay, Smirnoff Ice, Reds Apple Ale, etc.

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Dude, put down the Man Cooler, drink beer like a man.
by DSeanK August 12, 2016
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