OATM

abbreviation of off at the mains, used when either
a) your computer crashes, or
b) your girlfriend/boss/children walk in on you and ask "what are you downloading?" but you can't get it to stop because you STILL haven't upgraded from windows 95 and your P.C is sickeningly slow, leaving you no choice.

Child/Boss/Girlfriend: "what are you doing?"
You: (clickclickclickclick) AARGH!!! FUCKING WINDOWS '95!
(OATM)

by DRAGON FORCE January 19, 2006

toasty

The ear-piercing warble of Dan Forden from Mortal Kombat, haunting your nightmares, as once again, your friend beats you senseless and shouts along with aforesaid Forden, so you get a deathly harmony of "Toasty!" whilst you silently cry onto your SNES controller. nobody knows why he says "toasty", but it has haunted a generation.

*Whoopish*
Dan Forden:"Toasty!"
You:"no, why? oh the horror! wah! wah!"

by DRAGON FORCE January 17, 2006

Dirtyslutbitchwhorescumbagasswipetwat

The word said by vulgar men when they stub their toe.

"Hey danny, where's the Dirtyslutbitchwhorescumbagasswipetwat!"

by DRAGON FORCE January 18, 2006