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Turtleduckin

When a hard on suddenly retreats and calls it a night ...like a turtle ducking its head back into its shell, not to be seen for the rest of the evening.
I guess willie has gone on strike because the S.O.B has PULLED a turtleduckin . Like elvis has left the building.
by DR.S Moostie February 16, 2021
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Seedtick

Pesty bood sucking critter that can drain the life from you
Katie is such of a seedtick she latched on and almost killed me
by DR.S Moostie February 8, 2019
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Bulldogmathis

A woman that is the ugliest thing you have ever seen on the inside and out that thinks her shit don't stink.
Katherine and Donna are not coming to the party and that's a good thing because I did not want to pay someone to trick their dumbass into believing that a "BULLDOGMATHIS"looking bitch belongs here!
by DR.S Moostie June 17, 2019
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DickWhistler

A sluty chick that always has a cock in her mouth
Katie got sick at the reunion, not from the food but from all the DickWhistler she had done with the brothers at the BBQ
by DR.S Moostie June 17, 2019
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TractorJackin

The act of purchasing stolen farm equipment from someone that stold it from somebody paid their hard earned money only to be the victim of a TractorJackin
Donna Lee Lee is who you want to talk to about stolen shit, she knows all the homies who be TractorJackin
by DR.S Moostie June 22, 2019
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Cottonhead

A married woman that thinks everything is hers reguardless of wether or not it really does belong to her.
I can't believe they gave her everything, half of it was mine, but I should have known better to marry a cottonhead bugawolf like that in the first place..
by DR.S Moostie February 8, 2019
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Pecker puffin

A woman that gives head on the regular to any man because she is addicted to sucking dick for a better job placement at work or on the farm
I here that Donna and Katie have been pecker puffin for some doughnuts at the farm with the homies and the gangsters
by DR.S Moostie June 17, 2019
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