Definitions by DR. DEL ONE

Neo-Crunch 

hipster term for post-Garcia hippies promoting idealism for a new century.

Don't confuse the Neo-Crunches with the hippies; they smoke weed out of glass pipes, not graphix bongs.

Neo-Crunch by DR. DEL ONE January 24, 2008

raphaels 

hipster term for glasses

Do these raphaels go with my flogger? I don't know if I like the new frames or not.

raphaels by DR. DEL ONE January 24, 2008

riding greyhound 

sour luck, to be put in a bad position.

Hipster 1: Ever since Todd got laid off, he has been broke.
Hipster 2: Yeah, he's riding greyhound.

riding greyhound by DR. DEL ONE January 24, 2008

CK-1 

a sexually agressive bisexual 'hipster'.

(From Robert Lanham's "The Hipster Handbook")

There were a couple of CK-1's at the club last night.. totally wanted my bod.

CK-1 by DR. DEL ONE January 22, 2008

pineapple express 

A jetstream from Hawaii and Canada that picks up dirt and mixes it with marijuana in a special way that produces powerful weed.

Bob: Ey dude, where'd you get that bud from this weekend?
Tom: Straight from the Pineapple Express man, top of the line shit.
Bob: How much for a dime?

pineapple express by DR. DEL ONE January 19, 2008