DOug's definitions

toolbag

A man who has the skills and knowledge to do better in life, but doesn't apply them.

Hey toolbag! Are you still working at the plant? You lazy union grunt!

by Doug February 6, 2005

gorikoza

ultra mega band from long island

Gorikoza - we did what we do

by Doug October 14, 2003

spüen

plain and simply...."rabbit shit", not rabbit poop, but "rabbit shit"

1. DUUDE YOU JUST STEPPED IN SPüEN!!!
2. I'm tired of cleaning all of this spüen up after my pet rabbit.

by doug February 25, 2004

of life/death

When something varies in greatness.
Life refers to positive things.
Death refers to negative things.

That is of life.
This is of death.

by Doug March 18, 2004

crack'in stick

Pulling on one own penis until ejaculation. AKA punching the ugly midget, wacking-off and flogging the dolphin

Bob's mom had no idea that her little bobbie was crack'in stick when she went in his room to put the clothes away.

by Doug January 29, 2005

stylobate

Chill in a sigular location

"I like to stylobate at my house all day."

by Doug March 31, 2003

DumbAss

1.John Kerry
2.Everyone who voted for John Kerry.

"That Kerry guy is such a Dumbass."
"Yea Bush is A LOT better."

by Doug November 22, 2004