DOUG's definitions

douching

process of rinsing out the rectum to make sure that there is no left over shit remaining in the bowel.

squirting water up bum to clean prior to anal sex

by doug December 16, 2003

AtEase

To put oneself into an at ease position after having been at attention, saluting a higher commanding officer.

After the first soldier said "At Ease sir," the second soldier At-Ease-ed.

by Doug October 25, 2003

lopty

a male owner that owns at arc

lopty owns you all

by Doug May 12, 2003

Zoomtard

(n) A fast retard

Vrooom! Zoomtard is the fastest.

by Doug February 13, 2004

shacker

One who shits and jacks off simultaneously.

"That gay shacker deserves it"

by DOUG October 10, 2003

t3h gh3y

It means the gay. You use t3h gh3y when you are referring to someone.

Dude, Max, you are t3h gh3y.

by Doug April 11, 2004

Membo

The act or process of pushing your cock down and under the rim of the toilet seat to urinate when you have a hard-on. If you push too far down, the head of your dick gets soaked in the toilet bowl, unless of course you are not very well endowed. Then, there is also the splash-back factor of hitting the nearby toilet bowl slope. It can be used as a verb, a noun or an adjective.

An all purpose invective, pejorative and slightly derogatory term:

‘He’s a fukkin membo’ i.e. somebody who is a shoved-down dick head. As in ‘Yo is a membo (embo) mothafukka’

by doug April 8, 2003