by doug April 19, 2005
A type of person -- typically but not always in CAP -- who exagerates in order to boost self esteem. Cap girls suffer from a lack of substance in life, and attempt to compensate by being annoying, (see bitch), for the dual purpose of expressing their inner stress, as well as gaining attention.
SIGNS OF BEING A CAP GIRL
The most common symptom is excessive talking, and an extreme lack of ability for both semi-articulate and/or abstract thought.
In general they are daughters of white suburbanite yuppies who don't spend enough time with their children and over-emphasize work as well as material posession. This causes them to latch on to people -- especially men -- in order to cling to the idea that someone actually cares about them.
Almost uncannily intricate attempts to fit into whatever they deem as "mainstream society." Wearing very bright colors, constantly matching perfectly, trendy styles from name brands, ect.
please note that very few people are 100% cap girl, and everyone is at least a little bit cap girl.
SIGNS OF BEING A CAP GIRL
The most common symptom is excessive talking, and an extreme lack of ability for both semi-articulate and/or abstract thought.
In general they are daughters of white suburbanite yuppies who don't spend enough time with their children and over-emphasize work as well as material posession. This causes them to latch on to people -- especially men -- in order to cling to the idea that someone actually cares about them.
Almost uncannily intricate attempts to fit into whatever they deem as "mainstream society." Wearing very bright colors, constantly matching perfectly, trendy styles from name brands, ect.
please note that very few people are 100% cap girl, and everyone is at least a little bit cap girl.
Jane always uses the word "like" in her sentences, whats up with that?
Its because she's really has nothing to say, but she's too insecure to shut up. She's a cap girl.
Its because she's really has nothing to say, but she's too insecure to shut up. She's a cap girl.
by Doug December 15, 2004
Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.
Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.
It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.
Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.
It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.
Lame guy: "Hey guys, Meredith is asleep. Lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!"
Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"
Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:
Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants
(London's Burning)
Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"
Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:
Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants
(London's Burning)
by Doug May 20, 2008
by Doug July 15, 2005
by Doug March 15, 2005
"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a KFClave"
"Poor git"
"Pass me the bloody cionide would you mate? cheers..............." *THUD*
"I'm a KFClave"
"Poor git"
"Pass me the bloody cionide would you mate? cheers..............." *THUD*
by Doug April 12, 2004
It has been said that the only thing worst than a conformist is the one who conforms to nonconformist standards. In essence, that is what has become of the goth subculture. Originally a sharp reaction to preps and jocks, the goth standard has melted down into a standard that cannot be deviated from. Modern day goths follow the same routine and habits: They listen to metal and death metal music, such as Slipknot and Led Zeppelin; they dress in nothing but black; they wear clothing from the unusual (fishnet) to the bizzare (high-top black leather boots); they have many piercings on their body, including (but not limited to) the eyebrows, tongue, belly-button, and lips; they shop at Hot Topic; they describe themselves as 'twisted' or 'dark'. There are more examples I can think of, but by now, you should have a clear mental picture of what a goth is. We all know a goth; (s)he sticks out like a sore thumb. The goth subculture is burning itself up, because it was originally a reaction to conformism. Now, it has simply creatly a new standard to conform to.
by Doug March 29, 2005