DMONEY's definitions

mardi gras

A lame justification to get hammered. A holiday that has its origin in Christianity, but has since been defiled by scum who think they can drink and fuck all they want.

Only insolent idiots celebrate Mardi Gras.

by dmoney March 1, 2004

Cookies

Is What Crack Looks Like After It Is Cooked.

Alot Of Crack

"You Out There Selling Them Nickles And Dimes, Bitch I'm Out There Selling Them Cookies"

by DMoney December 4, 2003

whatevs

An extremely uncool way to say whatever; lack of care; usually linked to nerdy online chatting; used also to mock the dumb online slang and used as a joke

This online talk is real gay but whatevs

by DMoney March 3, 2004

pissy

One who is beginning to feel the effects of intoxication.

I am already feelin a bit pissy and I've only had 3 bottles of O.P.

by dmoney June 5, 2003

masturcate

the process of jerking off into a woman's vagina while halfway in; the act of masturbating while fornicating;

I masturcated that girl so hard last night..it was awesome.

by DMoney March 3, 2004

Tworkilator

A Fuckin Machine

"Hey Bitch Come And Hop On The Tworkilator"

by DMoney December 4, 2003

Tworkin

Fucking, Having Sex

I Was Tworkin This Bitch

by DMoney December 4, 2003