max thompson

A complete faggot who has one massive ear (with no interior decoration), and one normal ear. He likes to insult people by calling them 'specky cunts' or telling them there maths percentages. This is because he is a swotting bastard, and he cant speak properly. His house is gettin wrecked soon
"That max bloke has one mother fucker of an ear"
by DMC April 22, 2005
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DMC

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excuses are like asses

A shortened version of the saying "excuses are like asses - everybody has one."
"I told him excuses are like asses, and that he better have the job done by tomorrow."
by DMC May 24, 2004
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halfwitticism

Statement which suggests that its speaker is or may be a halfwit, particularly statements made with humourous intent which are, for whatever reason, adjudged to be completely witless: e.g., "Working hard or hardly working?"
Skank: "I literally died when DMc left the 'stang without saying goodbye."
Skanks brighter friend: "That's such a fuckin' halfwitticism, coz you obviously didn't."
by DMc June 15, 2004
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whipsmoker

oral stimulation of the penis;to suck on a penis;fellatio
Your little hottie sister is quite the whipsmoker!
by DMC October 09, 2003
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DMc

"Who's that at the bar buying black ices?"
"Oh, that's DMc. Hey! There's Artur, too!"
by DMc June 15, 2004
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chinbar-walloped

Originated from the suburbs of one town called Lurgan, Co. Armagh (see buckfast) this term is used in the unfortunate event of someone being completly blocked out of their minds.
You were chinbar-walloped last nite, you wanker!
by DMC December 20, 2004
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