DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions

fugf

fucked up girl friend, used to describe your girl friend as been a bit of a retard, very stupid etc

person1: hey lewis my girlfriends a bit stupid u no
person2: well shes a fugf int she then

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

ltp

in golf terms it means late tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might have something important to do early in the morning, can't get up early very well!! etc

person1: hey theres a competition next week have u put ur name down to play in it
person2: ye but ive put ltp at the end because im not very good at gettin up
person1: lazy bastard!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009

dominika

a small sweet girl from slovakia that has a great personality, she seems inocent enough at first but as you get to know her you'll have had enough slaps to the arm to figure out she slaps like a total bitch, gets annoyed easly. the name dominika can actually be mistaken for dominatrix which is a type of sex which is where the woman takes control with whips, chains, handcuffs etc

person1: hey that dominika is nice int she

person2: hell no, look at the red mark on my arm from when she slapped me
person1: ouch!
person3: i thought u said dominatrix then
person1: hey it does sound like

person1 nd 2: lol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009

wwtdd

what would the devil do?, usually said when wanting to get revenge on someone big time

person1: argh my boss has just cut my pay, what can i do
person2: think, wwtdd
person1: ahh yes, i think its prank time!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

the waiter

a sex position where u are fucking one woman while fingering the two women either side of the one in the middle, the arms pointing out is where the waiter comes from

person1: hey i just made up a new sex position called the waiter
person2: wot is is
person1: (whispers it to him)
person2: sweet i have 3 girls comin over my house i'll try it!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009

fail bomb

when a bomb dosent go off when u expect it to, u go up to the bomb and it explodes next 2 u, killling u and then being called fail ur self although no 1 figures out that it is the bombs fault

person1: av u heard bout this lad that got killed by a bomb
person2: ye wot about it
person1: he went right next 2 it cos it didn't blow up when he wanted
person2: wot a retard
person1: it was the bombs fault aswell, it should av gone off
person2: guess so fail bomb

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

wag mark

the clear red mark on a womans hand which tells u how heavy her shopping bags of clothes are, v redder the hands the more clothes she has bought, also works with handbags, shoes etc

my gf had a clear wag mark on her hands when she got home so i know how much clothes she's bought

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 15, 2009