DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
man: i loved ur naked body 25 years ago, i just wanted to fuck the living shit out of u on the anniversary
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
Get the THE ANNIVERSARY mug.by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009
Get the :p(: mug.1. when you don't have chocolate for ages usualy months at a time and then u have a peice of choccolate and get overcome with it an want more and more
2. when you don't have choccolate for ages you have one and you then experience a 'mini orgasm' this is actually proved by scientists that havin no chocolate for long periods of time and then havein some can give a sexual high.
2. when you don't have choccolate for ages you have one and you then experience a 'mini orgasm' this is actually proved by scientists that havin no chocolate for long periods of time and then havein some can give a sexual high.
person 1: Omg havent had chocolate in ages so i went for some, had it and ive never felt anythin like it!! almost felt sexual lol
person2: sounds like you have had a choc shock :L
person2: sounds like you have had a choc shock :L
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 5, 2011
Get the Choc shock mug.person 1: so how'd it go wiv lauren last nite
person 2: i gave that cum soaked bitch a good drilling
person 1: nice one!!!
person 2: i gave that cum soaked bitch a good drilling
person 1: nice one!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) May 4, 2009
Get the drilling mug.when there is the biggest amount of pubes next to a girls pussy uve ever seen!! therefore looking like a lions mane
person1: how was that chick u banged last nite
person2: she had a massive lion mane
person1: sickage!!!
person2: she had a massive lion mane
person1: sickage!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 26, 2009
Get the lion mane mug.it happens when u r trying to put ur penis into ur gf's vagina, u miss but end up hitting the asshole which saves u from embarresment, works either way
person1: how'd it go wiv rebbeca then
person2: well i missed here vagina but luckily i found the back up hole
person1: u twat how do u get so lucky!!
person2: well i missed here vagina but luckily i found the back up hole
person1: u twat how do u get so lucky!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009
Get the back up hole mug.a complicated four way affair involving two guys and two girls
example
pair 1, pair 2
the woman from pair one is cheating on her man with the man from pair two and
the woman from pair two is cheating on her man with the man from pair one, vice versa
example
pair 1, pair 2
the woman from pair one is cheating on her man with the man from pair two and
the woman from pair two is cheating on her man with the man from pair one, vice versa
person 1: man this love square is complicted help me
person 2: it involves amy and josh, and jack and katie, jacks had sex with amy and joshs had sex with katie
person 1: cheers i needed to know that
person 2: it involves amy and josh, and jack and katie, jacks had sex with amy and joshs had sex with katie
person 1: cheers i needed to know that
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) May 4, 2009
Get the love square mug.