person1: im gona give the dog a bone tonight
person2: like we all needed to know m8
person1: youve done it havent u
person2: ye
person1: exactly u told me you were gona do it
person2: like we all needed to know m8
person1: youve done it havent u
person2: ye
person1: exactly u told me you were gona do it
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 06, 2009
Get the give the dog a bonemug. person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009
Get the fail bowling ballmug. by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 04, 2009
Get the flingeredmug. the act of rubbing your knuckles up and down the palm of your hand until there right hot, then punch someone on there arm while holding your knuckles there for 3 seconds, they get punched and burnt at the same time!!!
person1: that chris was annoying me so i gave him a chili knuckle punch
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 06, 2009
Get the chili knuckle punchmug. A term used to discribe either
1. a shower that lasts less then a few minutes
2. having a piss really quickly
3. missing the toilet seat whilst having a piss then quickly running off
1. a shower that lasts less then a few minutes
2. having a piss really quickly
3. missing the toilet seat whilst having a piss then quickly running off
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 27, 2011
Get the Splash n dashmug. the time when the program you were watching has finished and every single channel is on adverts
e.g: the simpsons has just finished, the time 6:26, the next programme is on at 6:30, it has just gone onto adverts. you change to the next channel you want, it's on adverts, the next channel, adverts!, the next channel, adverts!!! and so on
they spend so much time looking that
:the next programme has started without realising it
:they get bored and give up
thats where music channels come in
e.g: the simpsons has just finished, the time 6:26, the next programme is on at 6:30, it has just gone onto adverts. you change to the next channel you want, it's on adverts, the next channel, adverts!, the next channel, adverts!!! and so on
they spend so much time looking that
:the next programme has started without realising it
:they get bored and give up
thats where music channels come in
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 29, 2009
Get the 4 minute wondermug. someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like
person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009
Get the curtismug.